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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

These days you see more Conservatives calling out the Radical Liberal Establishment Media for their Lies and Fake News. And how many times during the past 26 years has The Blower said folks at your Liberal Agenda Fishwrap were too Lazy, Too Stupid, or Too Dishonest to report the truth?

— TONIGHT’S TOP CONSERVATIVE VIDEOS —

MARK DICE: Hollywood is Crumbling!

Old Clip Resurfaces of Kimmel Having Women Guess What’s In His Pants: Maybe “Put Your Mouth On It” Jimmy’z Zucchini – Kimmel’z Pants Fruit Guessing Game

Boy Scouts To Start Accepting Girls, Tucker is NOT Happy About It
 
Trump to Hannity: NFL Players “CANNOT Disrespect Our Country, Our Flag, or Our Anthem!!”

RUSH LIMBAUGH: Capitol Hill Pharmacist Claims To Be Delivering Alzheimer’s Drugs To Congress Members

Boy Scouts To Admit Real Girls

IRVING, Texas (World News Bureau) – The Boy Scouts of America has announced they will start admitting girls. The organization has undergone major changes in the past five years, including accepting openly gay youth members and adult volunteers, as well as transgender “boys.”  (MORE)GAY BOY SCOUTS

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Meme contest: #DitchMitch As Senate Majority Leader
There’s a new super PAC in town, organized by three iconoclastic Trumpsters with the purpose of fighting the swamp with memetic warfare, among other things. Their name is Rev18 and their first memetic campaign is this: 

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Boy Scouts To Allow Old Men Into Cub Scouts Program 

IRVING, TX—Just one day after announcing that they would be admitting girls into their Cub Scouts program, the Boy Scouts of America declared another historic change to their 107-year-old organization: they will also allow elderly men to join the Cub Scouts program, which until now had been reserved only for boys age 7–11. (MORE)

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Nation’s Women Clarify They Harbor No Secret Desire To See Colleagues’, Acquaintances’, Strangers’ Genitals

‘If There Were Any Lingering Doubts, Rest Assured We Do Not Need Them Shown To Us’ 

WASHINGTON—Explaining that anyone with any lingering doubts could rest assured that the answer was an unequivocal “no,” women across the nation on Thursday clarified that they harbor no secret desire to see any of their colleagues’, acquaintances’, or complete strangers’ genitals. “We would like to state this as unambiguously as possible to anyone who might still be confused on this matter: We have never and will never want you to show us your sexual organs,” read a joint statement by the nation’s 125 million women, which went on to emphasize that coworkers, friends, friends of friends, and random people on the street or public transportation were in no way authorized to display their private parts to women under any conditions and for all eternity. “We categorically decline to view unsolicited photos and videos of genitalia, and we most definitely do not wish to be exposed to them in person. Please do not misinterpret our not asking to see your genitals as a sign of a deep but unexpressed yearning to do so. In fact, just to reiterate, we’re actually really, really against the idea.” The statement concluded by saying that anyone unsure about women’s feelings in the future could refer back to it as many times as needed, as it should be considered the final word on the subject.

 

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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

“Irrelevance Park”

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