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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12, 2017
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Making American Foreign Policy Great Again

JUDGE GORSUCH UPDATE

AND HOW OBAMA MUST FEEL TODAY

IN OTHER NEWS

White House Threatens Government Shutdown If Funding For Sanctuary Cities Isn’t Cut From Spending Bill

Nikki Haley slams Russia after its veto of U.N. resolution condemning Assad


Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov Scolds Andrea Mitchell’s ‘Manners’

Tomahawk Missiles are Offensive to Native Americans, Says Liberal Lunatic

Gutfeld: Fighting Irish? More Like Weepy Snowflakes

Ohio 8-Year-Old Boy STEALS Father’s Car and DRIVES Little Sister To Mcdonald’s For CHEESEBURGERS!!

Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall Says They Should Stop The 2017 Season Right Now

That guy at Mar-a-Lago military briefing who some people say looks very much like a long-time Whistleblower Person Of Consequence has still not been identified, in spite of Susan Rice’s swearing she had outed every single important Trump Team Member.

 Finally, Some Real Media Bullshit 

Washington Post blogger responsible for launching a false story about Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Tuesday published an official apology Wednesday.

Tufts professor and Washington Post blogger Daniel Drezner helped kickstart the narrative that Sessions had referred to illegal immigrants as “filth” while delivering a speech before border agents at the U.S.-Mexico border. Drezner took a quote from Sessions’ prepared remarks out of context, and released his frustrations on Twitter.

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s First 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number Eight-Two. There Are Only 18 More To Go.