Sunday, February 5 E-ditions
“Weekend Wrap-up” (And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!) 12:30 AM
“Weekend Wisdom” (Our Right-Wing Review Continues) 6:50 PM
“Ka-Ha-Rat Su-Per” (To Placate The Masses, Offer Them Bread And Circuses!) 4:20 PM
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” (Without Having To Watch TV) 3:15 PM
“Sunday Sermon” (Today We’re Praying For Patriots) 1:45 PM
Saturday, February 4 E-ditions
“The Week That Was” (It’s Over, Let It Go!) 
“Patronage County Today” (Reagan’s Birthday Special!)
“RETARDS And TURDS” (Know The Signs, Spot The Symptoms, Save A Life)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin) 
“Saturday Morning Cartoons” (More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
