Special “Weekend Wisdom” E-dition

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “Making Christmas Great Again” (Getting Ready for a Donald Trump Christmas) 

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK WAS Our Official “Vodkas and Latkes” E-dition (Celebrating An Eight-Day Miracle During One Half-Assed Evening) AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK WAS “World Orgasm for Peace Day” (How Many Druids Does It Take To Screw In Light Bulbs)

Edward Cropper’s World
 Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

    You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Does Obama Sound Like Louis XV (Saying “After Me The Deluge”) During His Final Days In Office or What?

The Blower believed the 2016 Presidential Election was the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal Propaganda Media. Now, after the Election, Congress, Political Pundits, and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda were forced to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Radical Islamic Terrorists Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liars AwardRadical Islamic Terrorist Update

 In Wednesday’s “Real News Analysis” E-dition, The Blower called attention to our “Radical Islamic Terrorist Updates” in every Sunday’s Weekend Wisdom E-dition since April 3. For example, this Sunday, the ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Radical Islamic Terror Attacks, reports that during the past 30 days there were 155 Islamic attacks in 23 countries, in which 1,296 people were killed and 1,772 injured.

Now Let’s Look At The Radical Islamic Attacks For Just Last Week

Is Obama really trying to tell people how much safer the world has become during the last eight years? The mind boggles. Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

 On Fox News Sunday today, Jerry Falwell, Jr. actually gave credit to President-elect Donald Trump for more people being able to say “Merry Christmas,” instead of “Happy Holidays” this year, and it’s really driving the Liberals crazy. 

Accuracy in Media calls Trump the “Exorcist of Political Correctness.”

Because in America, Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Propaganda Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, And Unsuccessfully Tried To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama-and-Hillary Supporters in the Press, like our Feckless Fishwrappers and the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham sent us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

BLACK LIES MATTER

David French at National Review says the Left Is Countenancing A Radical, Dangerous Movement.

If Black Lives Matter were conservative, it would already be one of the most discredited and despised movements in American history. Can you imagine the elite Left’s reaction to a conservative movement built on a founding lie that has incited riots, inspired shootings of police, and correlated with an astounding and deadly increase in violent crime in America’s major cities? (MORE)

LIBERAL PROPAGANDA MEDIA CONSPIRACY
(Sometimes Referred To As The DemocRAT Propaganda Media Complex)
The Blower is now using the term “Propaganda Media” instead of “News Media.”

In this morning’s Sunday Sermon, The Blower explained how the Liberal Propaganda Media was even attempting to link the Biblical story of the birth of Christ to the contentious political issue of immigration, when ABC News Pundit Matthew Dowd attempted to claim that Mary and Joseph were “immigrants” as they traveled from Nazareth in Galilee to Bethlehem in Judea.

This evening, we’re reporting more Disingenuous DemocRAT “Fake News” on Christmas, exposing Dishonest DemocRAT pollster Matt McDermott’s claims that the RNC was referring to Trump as “King,” comparing Trump to Jesus.  McDermott forgot to mention Christians say this each year, welcoming the new King, Jesus. Or maybe Devious D-RATS can’t understand that basic concept either.

 The Feck Stops Here

Metro Mole says following the Propaganda Media’s Electoral College Failure, our Feckless Fishwrappers have been looking for a new cause. Anybody with a new “Fake News” scheme that will denigrate the Trump Administration and Trump’s supporters, or at least promote Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s political career, should call immediately. DemocRAT Propagandists are waiting for your call.   

         Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers promise to continue promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Sanctuary Cities, Ragamuffins and Refugees, “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transsexuals Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

         But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”