TUESDAY, AUGUST 16, 2016       

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

As kids return to school this week, we’ll continue our dumbing-down process for 2016. — Fools in Schools

So does that mean that Obama’s younger daughter will be going back to PUBLIC school in D.C.? —Shelly The Home School Mom

Did you ever wonder why some folks are willing to wait in long lines for Voucher Schools? —Common Core Opponents

And we’ll keep telling you how much we really, really care about education. —Elected Officials Running for Re-election on November 8, in only “84” more days)

Obama and Crooked Hillary want to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to us. —Despicable DemoCRATS

Common Core is out.—Donald Trump

Race Riots in Milwaukee– Who Cares? Obama’s spending the week on the golf course and fund-raising for Hillary. —Obama Supporters in the Press

Would you say Obama’s vision of a post-racial America looks even more distant than before? —Cynical Sid

Would you say Obama’s vision of a post-racial America looks even more distant than before? —Cynical Sid

Voters don’t share Obama’s upbeat assessment of the nation and strongly believe the United States is coming apart. Even the majority of his fellow DemocRATS share that gloomy assessment. 72% of Likely U.S. Voters believe America is a more divided nation than it was four years ago. Clearly voters think things are getting worse because that’s up 11 points from the 61% who felt that way just before Election Day two years ago.  —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

Stop trying to fix the police. Fix the ghetto. —Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke, scheduled to appear at a fund-raiser for Republican Sheriff Candidate Gary Lee in Cincinnati at the Montgomery Inn Boathouse on September 8.

Join us this weekend at Sawyer Point, that’s if hate-mongers from #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap don’t start a riot. —The 28th Annual Black Family Reunion Celebration

Please don’t mention that I got booed off the stage in Ferguson after asking protesters for money. —Race Baiter #2 Jesse Jackson

I said are not looters, we’re liberators of other people’s stuff. —Race Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton 

I was so proud to honor Al Sharpton at the Council on American Islamic Relations’ Annual Banquet. —Erlanger, KY’s National CAIR Board Chair Roula Allouch  

 Black Folks certainly haven’t changed much since Ferguson. —Jonathan Gentry

Please don’t remind people how I took complete credit for Cincinnati’s Historic Collaborative Agreement, which I publicly deserted after a single year, especially since I was using our local media to pitch myself as a savior two years ago, when I was sucking up to Race-baiter # 1 Al Sharpton in Ferguson. —Reverend Demon Lynchmob

here is never any racial tension in the Great White North at the Western Southern Tennis Matches, except that time when Serena Williams won. —Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters, Sometimes Seen on ESPN Sitting in John Barrett’s Box

With all the Milwaukee Race Riot Hype Coverage, could The Blower please find a little space for my video asking “Why don’t you act like the President?” Not just to one group!  —Judge Jeanine Opening “Why don’t you act like the President?” Not just to one group! Race Relations

Today in 1920, the Women’s Suffrage Constitutional Amendment was ratified, and America has been suffering ever since. —Hurley the Historian      

That’s why we chose Mark Twain’s: “Women, go your ways! Seek not to beguile us of our imperial privileges. Content yourself with your little feminine trifles — your babies, your benevolent societies and your knitting–and let your natural bosses do the voting. Stand back — you will be wanting to go to war next. We will let you teach school as much as you want, and we will pay you half wages for it, too, but beware! We don’t want you to crowd us too much. —Your Quote for Today Committee

The Whistleblower has always been most sensitive to our needs.—The League of Women Vipers

Most children in Northern Kentucky have already returned to school. —Bluegrass Fools in Schools

Handing out thousands of backpacks filled with free school supplies is something else we’re seeing a lot more of during the Age of Obama. —Church Volunteers

Your child’s self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. —Northern Kentucky Educators

We can hardly wait to see if teachers like that former Bungals cheerleader will be having sex with their students. —Horny Guys in Junior High

The Free Condom Dispenser was empty on the first day. —Nerds at NKU

The first holiday on our schedule (Labor Day) isn’t until September 5 this year. —Children in Union Households

On the first day of school, I always tell my class we’re only having half a day of school that morning, and when the class says “Hooray,” I tell them we’ll be having the other half that afternoon. —Mrs. Carson, Who Really Hates Kids

Trish the Dish says it’s only Tuesday and she’s already tired of doing Back to School stories.  —Channel 19 News

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