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MONDAY, AUGUST 8, 2016
Tonight’s Really Big Story

CNN HOST: MICHAEL PHELPS SHOULDN’T HAVE CARRIED US FLAG AT OLYMPICS… A FEMALE AFRICAN-AMERICAN MUSLIM SHOULD…(Liberals wanted U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps to give up the honor of carrying the American flag and leading his country’s athletes at the opening ceremony for the Rio Olympic games Friday night. He’s the wrong color and the wrong sex.)

FIVE MORE RIO OLYMPICS STORIES WE’RE TRACKING TONIGHT INCLUDE
#1 AT LEAST THREE MALE TEAM USA BASKETBALL PLAYERS ‘ARE CAUGHT IN A BROTHEL IN RIO’ – BUT INSIST THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A SPA
(And Obama says if he had three sons, they would look just like DeAndre Jordan, DeMarcus ‘Boogie’ Cousins and DeMar Derozan)

#2 WATER AT RIO OLYMPICS IS SO DISGUSTING, SWIMMERS BEING TOLD TO KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT

#3 RUSSIAN DOPING SCANDALS CAST SHADOW OVER GAMES

#4 SAUDI ATHLETE FORFEITS MATCH AT RIO OLYMPICS TO AVOID FACING ISRAELI COMPETITOR

Israel’s Gili Cohen (in white) competes with Mauritius’ Christianne Legentil, during their women’s -52kg judo contest match of the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, August 7, 2016. (AFP/Jack GUEZ)

The Times of Israel says Saudi Arabian competitor Joud Fahmy forfeited her first-round judo match against Christianne Legentil from Mauritius at the Rio Olympic Games on Sunday, in what Hebrew media said was a maneuver to avoid facing Israeli judo fighter Gili Cohen in the next round.

#5 2ND OLYMPIC BOXER ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT ON MAID
(Jonas Junius was the flag-bearer for Namibia.)

RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORIST GREETINGS
ISIS Is Organizing Their Very Own Jihad Olympics – Complete With Tug-Of-War And Musical Chairs

BLACK LIES MATTER
BLACK LIES MATTER RADICALS WERE REPORTEDLY HEADING TO THE RIO OLYMPICS TO SEE HOW MUCH TROUBLE THEY COULD CAUSE

TONIGHT’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD

Obama whined he was being “forced out” of the White House during an interview that aired Sunday on the Golf Channel after it was suggested that he would soon be “quitting” his job. Obama recently wrapped up his 300th round of over-taxed payer funded golf as president and described the strengths and weaknesses of his game to David Feherty, a former professional.

TONIGHT’S WHISTLEBLOWER POLL
AMERICANS’ INTEREST IN WATCHING OLYMPICS TUMBLES TO NEW LOW

Gallup says Forty-eight percent of Americans say they plan to watch a “great deal” or “fair amount” of the 2016 Summer Olympics. This is a sharp drop from 59% in 2012 and easily the lowest percentage planning to watch compared with the past four Summer Games.

TONIGHT’S HILL-ARITY
Hillary Gushes Over First American Woman To Compete Wearing A Hijab At The Olympics (Less Than An Hour Later She’s Eliminated)

MEDIA MENDACITY
OLYMPICS ADVERTISERS ARE WASTING THEIR SPONSORSHIP DOLLARS
NBC was counting on big ratings to justify advertisers’ spending, but NBC’s broadcast of the Olympics opening ceremony delivered a U.S. audience that was 35 percent smaller than the one viewing the first evening of the London games four years ago.

STUPID PC TRICKS
LIB RAG SALON COMPLAINS COVERAGE OF OLYMPICS IS SEXIST… (OR SOMETHING)

POLITICAL POSTER OF THE DAY

Remembering how Obama was humiliated in 2009 when Olympics Officials “just said no” after he and Michelle demanded the 2016 O-lympics be given to Chicago.

PLUS, THESE TWO NEW VIDEOS:

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TODAY’S EARLIER EDITIONS

“Hillary’s Health Care” (We Have The Latest Pictures)

“Only 92 More Days Till The Election” (And We Never “Short Circuit The Truth”)

“Creative Campaigns” (Looking For More Imaginative Innovations!)

“Spoiled Sports” (What Baboon Thought Up This Idea?)

“Kazir’s Khantroversy” (See What Real People Are Saying)

Fast Forward to 2017

 And that’s the way it was today on the 165th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.

 

*1,184 more “Dee-Days” if your live in Anderson Township 

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