MONDAY, AUGUST 8, 2016
Do You Think The NAALCP Will Approve?

Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says a Change.org petition has been created asking the Cincinnati Bungles to change their name to the Cincinnati “Harambes.” No kidding!

Harambe, as you might recall, was the gorilla who was shot and killed after a young boy climbed into his pen at the Cincinnati Zoo, sparking outrage.

The petition, created on Saturday is asking Millionaire Mike Brown to change the name of the Bungles and is collecting meaningless signatures via Change.org. And if you’re wondering the reasoning behind the petition, creator, Julian Ortiz, babbles: The Cleveland Browns named their team after a former Coach who made a great impact on their city so why can’t the Bungles do it as well in honor of a hero who made an impact on their city too!

Now if I only had a radio show, some really stupid people could call me up and give me their even stupider opinions on this idiocy.