TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2016

Saturday Is “Honesty Day,” Everybody

This month started with dishonesty, white lies, trickery, with our “Annual Whistleblower Apology E-dition” to celebrate April Fool’s Day, so we’re trying to end the month on a slightly higher note on “Honesty Day.” Saturday’s “national holiday” supposedly encourages honesty in the workplace and the marketplace and to honor the honorable” with a focus on “a nationwide emphasis this coming year on honesty to prevent the increasing examples of lying and fraud that are harming society and damaging our nation’s quality of life,” according to the holiday’s creator, M. Hirsh Goldberg, former press secretary to a governor of Maryland

Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says people were asked to rank professions in terms of who is the most honest in the 2015 Gallup Annual Honesty and Ethics Poll. Nurses topped the list, along with Pharmacists, Medical Doctors, High School Teachers, Police Officers, and Clergy.

Still the least honest and ethical among us were Lawyers, Real Estate Agents, Labor Union Leaders, Business Executives, Stockbrokers, Advertising Practictioners, Car Salespeople, Telemarketers, Members of Congress, and Lobbyists. Not even mentioned were TV and Newspaper Reporters.

Whistleblower researchers have been working around the clock trying to find an “Honest Elected Official” among today’s office holders. The only ones who’ve ever come close to being honest have always been voted out of office for trying to tell the truth.

That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “I’m not smart enough to lie.”

Also, 19th Century American politician Simon Cameron said, “An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought,” and American comedian Joey Adams said, “An honest politician is one who’s never been caught.”     

But nobody would find anything anybody in the Obama Administration has ever had to say about “Honesty.” And it’s no small wonder, especially after that time Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard went on TV last week to claim “I never lie.” Edward Cropper nailed that one. 

Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception was also able to capture Obama at a moment of supreme duplicity.

How amazing was it when Investor’s Business Daily reported only Investor’s Business Daily reports 61% say President Obama lies “most of the time” on matters of national importance. The Blower knows why he gets away with it: First, there’s all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5. They’re too stupid to care. Then there are all those Obama Supporters in the Press. Even though a large majority of the public recognizes Obama is a habitual liar, our Kneepad Liberals are too dishonest to care. And none of this will change even a smidgen during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

Meanwhile, if you’re looking for Something Completely Dishonest, you could always check out Kevin Spacey’s 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner “House of Cards” Intro.

Remember the day before Disingenuous DemocRATS passed Obama’s Health Care legislation? Obama said “I was tooling through some of the writings of some previous presidents, and I came upon this quote by Abraham Lincoln: ‘I am not bound to win, but I’m bound to be true. I’m not bound to succeed, but I’m bound to live up to what light I have.’ “According to NPR, the Lincoln quotation was stirring. It was also bogus. And there is no documentary evidence that Lincoln ever said any such thing. That means Obama even lied about a quote he stole from Honest Abe. Oh, the Irony!

Artis Conception has always found “Honesty in Politics” (or the lack thereof) a favorite subject. Just ask Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt. “Dishonesty” is only one of the items on her rap sheet. Her “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire” was telling it like it was.

Also ironic was that time COAST’s avaricious attorney Chris Finney and his henchman Curt Hartman argued for all politicians’ rights to lie their asses off during political campaigns.

Charles Foster Kane has always prized “honesty” above all else. That’s why Artis once depicted Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher as Diogenes, searching for the Truth many years ago at Cincinnati City Hall.

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Kane why The Blower always has so much to say about “Dishonest Politicians.” Maybe it’s because there are always so many to choose from. God must really love dishonest politicians because he made so many of them.

And our endless list of weekly disclaimers always includes: “Sometimes The Blower questions a person’s motives to show that dishonesty of any kind is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t an elected official.         

Maybe that’s why “Honesty” came first in Kane’s “Declaration of Principles” that appeared in a box on the front page of the December 4, 1990 edition of the Whistleblower, when Kane was first named publisher. To read that entire edition, CLICK HERE.

Back then, Kane also promised Whistleblower readers would be getting the truth quickly and entertainingly. “And no special interests would be allowed to interfere with that truth,” Kane added.

So today, with only 267  more days of the most Dishonest Administration in the History of the World, where else besides The Blower could you go to find a little honesty on “Honesty Day. 

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially legendary character John Galt.

This is the Official Honesty Day E-dition. Any other so-called Official Honesty Day Day E-ditions you might see are surely fake!

HONEST POLITICIANS HOT LINE

(The Dishonest Politicians Hotline is already full)

 Whistleblower Video of the Day

Hillary Clinton is not an Honest Person

 Judge Jeanine Pirro savages Hillary Clinton for using her office to enrich herself and her husband by peddling her influence for cash payments to her husband and to their foundation. The flow of the money and timing of her decisions are all a prosecutor needs, says the Judge. Those famous emails might have exonerated her, but sadly, she’s deleted them all.

Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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