SUNDAY, APRIL 17, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THIS WEEK was “Letter To The Establishment” (Telling It Like It Is)

OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THIS WEEK was “Campus Policing” (Our Report On Their Report)

AND OUR NUMBER THREE STORY THIS WEEK was “Travel Ban” (Ohio’s Cities Were Only Partially Correct)

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us: ‘Let Me Be Clear:’ Paul Ryan Refuses 2016 Republican Nomination Race…Clinton Promises Al Sharpton Millions to Fight ‘Environmental Racism’…and Hillary and Bernie Show Their True Colors

      You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

Last Night on Saturday Night Live

Brooklyn Democratic Debate Cold Open – SNLHillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) and Sen. Bernie Sanders (Larry David) field questions from real New Yorkers like Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and Rachel Green (Vanessa Bayer) at their Brooklyn debate.

 

Cut for Time: Paul Ryan Ad
Paul Ryan (Taran Killam) is definitely not running for president. Wink.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Republican National Chairman Reince Priebus is under attack by several top officials — considered loyalists during his six years at the helm — for not informing members of proposed changes to the rules guiding the national convention in Cleveland in July. They are accusing Priebus of concealing from members proposed changes to the rules that will govern the party’s July presidential nominating convention in Cleveland. “I consider this to be a major breach of trust,” said RNC Rules Committee Chairman Bruce Ash of Arizona. A copy of Mr. Ash’s email to the Rules Committee was shared with the Washington Times by a Trump supporter on the Rules Committee who asked not to be named in the story. [READ MORE HERE]

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES KEEP THE ESTABLISHMENT HONEST.

The Blower believes the next 206 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Actor George Clooney, a major fundraiser for Hillary Clinton, said that it’s “ridiculous” and “obscene” how much money goes into presidential campaigns. In an excerpt of an interview with NBC’s “Meet the Press” taped for Sunday, Clooney was asked if he thought the price of admission to attend a fundraiser the actor is hosting is an “obscene amount of money.” The actor and his wife Amal hosted a fundraiser on Friday night for the former secretary of State, charging couples $353,400 to sit at a table with Clinton and the Clooneys. They are throwing another high-dollar fundraising event Saturday night.

George Clooney Admits His Hillary Fundraiser Was “Ridiculous” and Raised “Obscene Amount of Money”

Murdering Muslim Update

The ReligionofPeace.com’s List of Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days details 89 Islamic attacks in 18 countries, in which 698 people were killed and 1256 injured.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

As reported in The Blower’s “Monday Message,” that Ohio State protest ended after the university threatened arrests and expulsions. (The Columbus Dispatch reported OSU told protesters OSU would not argue with them. “We simply tell you the truth and you live with your actions,” OSU said. When someone asked what he meant by “clear the building,” OSU responded, “Our police officers will physically pick you up and take you to a paddy wagon.” Go, Bucks!

 Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

 Bluegrass Blasts

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis Just Officially Won The Same-Sex Marriage License Battle

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says according to the Daily Caller, after being jailed and publicly ridiculed, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis finally got a law to protect her in the same-sex marriage license fight. Republican Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin signed a bill Wednesday that brings “statutory finality” to the long battle over marriage licenses in the state, WLKY reports.  Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis refused in 2015 to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples with her name on them, citing her religious belief in traditional marriage. She was sued and jailed for five days when a judge held her in contempt of court, but she was later released when other employees in the clerk’s office began issuing licenses. The bill changes marriage licenses so they do not include the county clerk’s name and allow people to check whether they are a bride, groom or spouse.

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says our Feckless Fishwrappers are still covering Delusional Ohio Governor John “The Spoiler” Kasich’s “Joke Presidential Campaign” with coverage that is itself a joke.  Wouldn’t that be ironic?

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”