FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 2016

Tonight’s Really Big Story

UNIVERSITY BANS CHALK FOR STUDENT SAFETY

The struggle is real, my friends. We’ve already looked at the horror being inflicted upon special snowflakes around the country these days as #TheChalkening sends college students scurrying for their safe space. Who knows what sort of lasting damage could ensue if young adults turn a corner on their morning walk only to see a name or campaign slogan emblazoned on the sidewalk where they are walking, enshrined there for all time? (Or at least until the next rainfall.) Not everyone is taking this threat lying down, however. At DePaul University in Chicago, students will soon be able to perambulate around the quad without fear of such lasting mental scar tissue because the university has banned chalking the sidewalks after someone was tasteless enough to write the name of Donald J. Trump on the pavement. (Daily Caller and Campus Reform)

 Other Stories The Blower Will Be Tracking Tonight Include:

BILL CLINTON CLAIMS HILLARY ALWAYS ASKS ‘WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT BETTER?’, INSTAPUNDIT OFFERS BEST RESPONSE

HILLARY CACKLES, GIVES THUMBS UP WHEN WOMAN SHOUTS AT HER IN SPANISH, BUT HERE’S THE TRANSLATION

MORE DEMOCRAT CLIMATE CHANGE HYPOCRISY

Only day after Bernie Sanders claimed he ‘introduced the most comprehensive climate change legislation’ and said he would tax carbon use, the Democratic presidential candidate chartered a Delta 767 to fly him to Rome and back for less than 24 hours. A 767 aircraft carries up to 23,980 gallons of fuel, which is ‘enough to fill 1,200 minivans’, according to Boeing.

DIDN’T KASICH GET THE TUXEDO MEMO

All three Republican Presidential candidates addressed their party’s New York supporters in midtown Manhattan Thursday. With the make or break New York Primary next Tuesday Donald Trump and Texas Senator Ted Cruz made the most of their platform and dressed the part, whilst Ohio Governor John Kasich took a much more casual approach, donning a navy suit and blue tie for the $1,000 dollar a head dinner in the Five Star Grand Hyatt.

 ONLY CHRISTIANS NEED APPLY

 Applicants for jobs at Kentucky’s new Noah’s Ark theme park scheduled to open in July must first pledge their Christianity. Ken Ham, founder of the ministry Answers in Genesis, says employees will be required to sign a statement saying they’re Christian and “profess Christ as their savior.” The religious group, which will run the ark’s operations, won a federal court ruling in January that clarified that it can make religious-based hires even as it seeks a Kentucky tourism tax incentive worth millions. “We are a religious group and we make no apology about that, and (federal law) allows us that,” Ham said Thursday. “We’re requiring them to be Christians, that’s the bottom line.” The Blower is waiting for Cincinnati City Clown-cil to ban so-called “unnecessary travel” to the Northern Kentucky theme park, which we understand will also not allow perverts to enter women’s bathrooms, showers, and locker rooms.

TODAY’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD

OBAMA’S TOP ADVISOR VALERIE JARRETT CLAIMS SHE’S “INSPIRED” TO SHARE STAGE WITH AL SHARPTON FOR BEING AN “INCREDIBLE LEADER”

 Plus We Have These Two Videos You May Not Have Already Seen Sent In By Our Subscribers.

New Ad From American Crossroads: “Hillary Is Nixon”

PLUS

Donald Trump’s Phone Call with Ted Cruz

Donald Trump calls Ted Cruz to give him a prep interview before his appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

Earlier Editions Today

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)

 “Internet Oddities” (Sent To Us By Our Subscribers)

 “Campus Policing” (Our Report On Their Report)

 “Remembering the Boston Bombing” (That’s When Terror Officially Returned To America!)

Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)

And that’s the way it was today on the 280th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.

*1,299 if your live in Anderson Township

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