SATURDAY, APRIL 9, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (APRIL 4), The Blower Featured
“Opening Day At Last” (It’s Almost “Next Year!”)
“Memories of Hype Gone By” (Especially When It Was For A Good Cause)
Official “Opening Day Hype” E-dition (Is This“Next Year” We’ve All Been Waiting For Yet?)
“Opening Day Memories” (Of Opening Days Gone By)
“Opening Day Editorial” (Actually Written By Our Publisher)
And In Our “Monday Message” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Third-Place Finish In Wisconsin For Kasich Meets Expectations
Plunderbund predicted Ohio’s Delusional Governor John Kasich would be back in the Buckeye State Tuesday night ahead of his sixth State of the State [SOTS] address on Wednesday. Why? Because he wouldn’t be holding a thank-you victory to thank Badger State voters for giving him his second first-place finish in more than 30 races so far. A first-place finish for Ohio’s prickly CEO turned nice guy on the stump would be great expectations achieved, indeed. That was highly unlikely, but a third-place finish for him would meet conventional expectations.
TUESDAY (APRIL 5) The Blower Featured
“Fair Weather Fans” E-dition (After All That Pre-Season Hype, How Much Does Anybody Really Expect From The Reds?)
Another “Cartoon Wars” E-dition (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
Official “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
And In “Tuesday’s Triumphs” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
NEW DAY FOR AMERICA EXPANDS KASICH’S OBSTRUCTION OPERATION
WEDNESDAY (APRIL 6) The Blower Featured
“Police Body Cam Update” (Perfect For Another TV Reality Show)
“Tax Freedom Day Update” (It’s Still Nearly Three Weeks Away!)
“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)
Edition #45 (published on April 9, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. The Really Big Story was about how the jail crisis could be the county commissioners’ downfall. The Top Ten List was the ways to ease overcrowding at the Hamilton County Jail, and there was a story about the new “No Beating Zones” Cincinnati City Clown-cilman Nick Vehr wanted placed throughout the city.
More “Political Punch Lines” (Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!)
Another “Kasich Kampaign Update” (He’s Not Making Ohio Proud)
And In “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Ted Cruz got the Bronx cheer Wednesday from angry New Yorkers upset over the Republican presidential candidate’s callous “New York values” crack and his harsh stance on immigration.
THURSDAY (APRIL 7) The Blower Featured
“The Tax Man Cometh” (Remember When America Was Founded To Avoid Taxation?)
“Illegal Immigrant Update” (If You Let Them, They Will Come)
“Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin
“Sentencing Guidelines” (Prosecutors Partners’ Lives Matter)
In “Thursday’s Tactics” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
BILL CLINTON SAYS “BLACK LIVES MATTER” PROTESTERS ARE DEFENDING MURDERS AND DRUG DEALERS
Friday (April 8) The Blower Featured
“Elder Wisdom” E-dition (Sometimes Older People Know What They’re Talking About)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
“A Message From Our Disingenuous DemocRATS” (They Say Obama Is Furious!)
“Republican Establishment Update” (Meet The Establishment’s Choice For Nominee)
Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
In “Friday’s Features” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
TRUMP WALKS ONSTAGE AT FIRST NY RALLY – CROWD INSTANTLY CHANTS TWO STUNNING WORDS
And SATURDAY (APRIL 2) The Blower Featured
“What’s Right With America” (Honoring Real American Heroes!)
“Cartoon Wars” E-dition (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!) 
“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Patronage County Today” Here’s another column featuring the same sleazy 1980s characters at the satirical Patronage County Courthouse, to illustrate things going on hereabouts these days, so our Persons of Consequence might gain yet another useful perspective on the news.
“Saturday Strategery” (How About A Plan Taxes?)
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
