MONDAY, APRIL 4, 2016

Tonight’s Really Big Story

Third-Place Finish In Wisconsin For Kasich Meets Expectations

Plunderbund predicts Ohio’s Delusional Governor John Kasich will be back in the Buckeye State Tuesday night ahead of his sixth State of the State [SOTS] address on Wednesday. Why? Because he won’t be holding a thank-you victory to thank Badger State voters for giving him his second first-place finish in more than 30 races so far. A first-place finish for Ohio’s prickly CEO turned nice guy on the stump would be great expectations achieved, indeed. That’s highly unlikely, but a third-place finish for him will meet conventional expectations.

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 ABC Spends Day Before Wisconsin Vote Resurrecting Tabloid Smear of Cruz

On the night before voters in Wisconsin go to the polls for the presidential primary, ABC’s World News Tonight found it worthwhile to spend nearly its entire time allotted for Ted Cruz rehashing the unsubstantiated smears from the National Enquirer tabloid about extramarital affairs. All told, the networks wasted 55 seconds (out of the one minute and 16 seconds spent on Cruz) working to help resurrect the story in light of Megyn Kelly’s brief exchange with Cruz in a taped town hall that will air as an hour-long special on the Fox News Channel.

 

Why is The Political Insider reporting “John Kasich Has A Sex Scandal About To EXPLODE!?!”

(Supposedly, old rumors are being explored about Kasich’s past because it appears almost all of Kasich’s inner circle seems to be homosexual moderate Republicans. That’s hardly a scandal, but what exactly are Kasich’s relationships with them? [READ MORE HERE])

            CNN’s ‘The ‘80s’ Documentary Laments Decade That Trust for the Media Died

MRC Newsbusters reports CNN’s much-publicized documentary series on the ‘80s debuted, Thursday, with a nostalgic longing for a time when Americans trusted the media. After playing a clip of Walter Cronkite’s last broadcast on the March 6, 1981 CBS Evening News, journalist Lesley Stahl repeated the much-loved legend of reporters: “Uncle Walter had dominated, certainly CBS, but in a way, the country. People used to say he was the most trusted man in the country.”  NPR television critic David Bianculli mourned, “Once Walter Cronkite retires, all three anchors, within a couple of years switch over to a new generation. The ’80s may have been the last gasp where people watching the media liked and trusted the media.”

Local University’s Snowflake Training 101

How many members of a local school’s faculty and staff being pressured actually showed up at this afternoon’s Snowflake Training 101, which claims to be increasing the visible presence of students, staff, and faculty who can help to shape a campus culture that is accepting of all people regardless of sexuality, gender identification/expression, or any other difference? Training topics and exercises included: becoming comfortable discussing sexuality and gender identifications, the importance of inclusive language, creating safe spaces and how to be a supportive advocate and ally for LGBTQ social justice and equality. It is not known if Black Lives Really, Really Matter Activists and Murdering Muslims were also included.

 Secret Dump Trucks Of Human Waste To Lower Price Hill

Have the Hamilton County Board of Commissioners really begun secret daily transport of untreated human waste in dump trucks from the Metropolitan Sewer District (MSD) Little Miami incinerator on Kellogg Avenue in the East End to MSD headquarters on Gest Street in Lower Price Hill? Folks say there are at least seven dump trucks each day carrying cargoes of tons of untreated human wastes plus other wastes. Those trucks drive through unidentified streets and neighborhoods between the East End and Lower Price Hill.

And Tonight’s Classic Hillary-In-Prison Joke:

TONIGHT’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD

Bernie Sanders Invokes The Holocaust When Discussing Trump’s “Intolerance” Toward Muslims (In the midst of chastising Donald Trump on Saturday for showing intolerance toward Muslims, DemocRAT presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders told an audience here that some of his relatives died in the Holocaust as the result of “a lunatic … stirring up racial hatred.” Sanders’s apparent reference to Adolf Hitler directly followed his recollection of Trump’s controversial comments late last year about temporarily banning Muslims from entering the country.)

 Plus, These Two New Videos:

SNL: Cold Open Mocks Trump Defender

Bernie vs Trump, Who is more Violent! (Social Experiment)

Today’s Earlier Editions

“Opening Day At Last” (It’s Almost “Next Year!”)

“Memories of Hype Gone By” (Especially When It Was For A Good Cause)

Official “Opening Day Hype” E-dition (Is This“Next Year” We’ve All Been Waiting For Yet?)

“Opening Day Memories” (Of Opening Days Gone By)

“Opening Day Editorial” (Actually Written By Our Publisher)

And that’s the way it was today on the 290th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done.

*1,310 if your live in Anderson Township

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