SUNDAY, MARCH 20, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY BIG BACKSTABBER NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was “Political Backstabbers Day Eve” (Don’t say we didn’t warn you!)

OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY BIG BACKSTABBER NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was “Backstabber Nominations” (Is Obama America’s “Backstabber in Chief?”)

AND OUR THREE REALLY BIG BACKSTABBER NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was “Backstabber Voting” (“Best Friend” Is Ten Letters, But So Is “Lying Bitch.”)

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us: Merrick Garland: Obama Calls GOP’s Bluff on Supreme Court; Here He Comes To Save The Day; And Ryan Huddles With Anti-Trump Donors

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

“Donald Trump must be stopped’ is the Republican Party’s mantra,” Judge Jeanine Pirro said in her opening statement on Justice.“Why?” she asked. “Why would Republicans try to sabotage their own front-runner and risk a DemocRAT winning the White House?”“I keep coming up with the same answer,” said Judge Jeanine. “The Republican establishment, elected officials and party leaders are in bed with the DemocRATS!”

 

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO REMEMBER THAT THE ESTABLISHMENT IS OUR ENEMY.

The Blower believes the next 233 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Today, “Meet The Press” Confronted Harry Reid On His Lying Bullshit About His Past Hypocritical Postures On Supreme Court nominations.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

How many times a day do we find ourselves measuring our words depending on whom we’re talking to? We’re always on the defensive that we might let the wrong word or label slip. Why do we allow our lives to be controlled like that? Who died and left the politically correct in charge?

Since The Blower doesn’t charge for advertising or subscriptions, we have the luxury of staying anything we like about any subject or group.

That’s very liberating.

Feel free to bring on the name calling because we’re politically immune.

 And Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A. To find a tight seal.

Aging Andersonians

A swarm of Senior Citizens showed up at Thursday’s Trustees Meeting to complain that those mean-spirited folks who are operating their Geezer Center are losing so much money on the center’s ever-dwindling membership, they’re giving up on their charitable endeavors. Some of the seniors had even signed a petition calling for the Township to find another organization willing to lose money to operate the center so it can remain open. But there was never any cause for alarm, since off-the-record, one of the trustees (whose name you would know) has advised The Blower the identity of a company that just might agree to be the Geezer Center’s new operator.

 Bluegrass Blasts

 Bluegrass Bureau Chief  Ken CamBoo several of his Northern Kentucky staffers didn’t show up to work today. Maybe they were all home celebrating BB&BJ Day on March 20. Remember what Confucius say about BB&BJ Day: Treat little woman like vacuum cleaner. If she stops sucking, change the bag.

And in a related story, yesterday Horny in Hebron’s wife went to the dentist, and following some minor gum surgery, the dentist told her not to eat apples, be careful brushing her teeth, and by no means was she to perform oral sex. “Damn,” she said. “I love apples.” Then she asked for a doctor’s note to take home for today.

The CamBoozler also says one of his Snitches sent in the greatest Saint Patrick’s Day joke ever:

An Irish guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”

And the guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says the Iditotial Board hopes they don’t get blamed for the ridiculous behavior of Ohio Governor John Kasich ever since he got that Fishwrap endorsement, without which he never would’ve beaten Donald Trump in last week’s Ohio Republican Primary and put all his hopes on a Broken Convention in Cleveland to stay in the race.

 Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”