SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2015
This Sunday in America…
… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask God’s help for America to teach Liberals “Not To Jump To Conclusions” and Conservatives “Resolve” during the next 418 days of Dishonesty and Division remaining throughout the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, especially after Friday’s six-hour armed standoff at the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood facility that left three dead and nine wounded, when Kneepad Liberals in the Press reveled in the fact the gunman was described as a “white man.” 
WND reports it didn’t take long for that meager piece of information to morph into “Christian,” “pro-lifer,” and “Republican,” even though authorities hadn’t released any information about the gunman’s motive.
But Liberals got a real Gender-Bending Surprise attempting to use this shooter to stereotype pro-life Christians as terrorists, because it turns out Robert Lewis Dear, 57, of Hartsel, Colorado is not even a Republican. He’s registered to vote in Park County, Colorado, as unaffiliated. And …wait for it…as a female!
Voter registration information posted by Gateway Pundit gives Dear’s address and notes, “Her voting status is: Active. She is unaffiliated.”
A criminal-record check by Independent Journal revealed past arrests in South Carolina for “cruelty to animals,” for being a “peeping tom” and two traffic offenses, all more than 10 years ago.
What is known is that Dear moved to Colorado from North Carolina a year ago. Neighbors there told the Washington Post Dear had a history of run-ins with those who lived close by. Some said they found nothing remarkable about him, while others recalled him as delusional and aggressive.
“He was the kind of person you had to watch out for,” one neighbor said. “He was a very weird individual. It’s hard to explain, but he had a weird look in his eye most of the time.”
Let’s face it. The Shooter was totally insane.
But that did stop our Lying Liberals from Instantly Overreacting.
Planned Parenthood immediately started fund-raising.
Obama pushed for more gun control.
Obama’s Attorney General Loretta Lynch released a statement claiming an inaccurate motive.
And all the Liberal Pundits followed suit.
The Lord would surely have his hands full trying to teaching “Not Jumping To Conclusions” to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, And Get All Of Their Information From Our Obama Supporters In The Press.
Let’s hope His task is easier teaching the rest of us “Resolve,” so that we might survive the next 418 days.
