WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2015 

Checking the Obameter

According to PolitiFact, one of the many lies Obama and his Dishonest DemocRATS in Congress told when they after the passed their ObamaCare Fraud was the promise to cut the cost of a typical family’s health insurance premium by up to $2,500-a-year. No wonder all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, are now unhappy that they won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

BARRACK OBAMA, TERRORIST APOLOGIST, who says people shouldn’t blame Islam for what those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees did in Paris, because that’s why he’s now calling them “Disaffect Individuals From Around the World,” won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

DONALD TRUMP, who not doubt will be saying we should bomb the shit out of ISIS at his rally in Columbus on Monday, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE PROPAGANDA MINISTER JOSH EARNEST, who says the White House is refusing to give governors information on all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

HILLARY CLINTON, who says turning away Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees is a new low for Mean-Spirited Republicans, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

CHELSEA CLINTON, who e-mailed women trying to get dumbed-down DemocRAT women to enter a contest where the winner gets to give a blow job to her father, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

CHARLIE SHEEN, who forgot to tell some of the women he had sex with that he was HIV Positive, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

CENSUS BUREAU EMPLOYEES, who faked the September 2012 Jobs Report showing the Unemployment Rate falling sharply just before the 2012 Presidential Election, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

POLLSTERS, who found that two years ago, Americans would’ve voted for Romney over Obama if they had a do-over 49-45%, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN, who says according to the History Channel, on this date in 1978, People’s Temple leader Jim Jones led hundreds of his followers in a mass murder-suicide at their agricultural commune in remote northwestern Guyana. Will Republicans at next month’s Hamilton County RINO Party “Holiday Séance” be serving the same Kool-Aid to their guests?

OHIO SECOND DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN “BRONZE STAR BRAD” WENSTRUP, who says he doesn’t care how many schmucks from Clermont County decide to run against him in a primary next year, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

VULNERABLE DEMOCRATS IN 2016, who are desperately trying to drop the name “ObamnaCare,” won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

WHITE SUBURBAN MOMS, who were attacked by Obama’s Secretary of Education Arne Duncan for opposing Common Core, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

PMSNBC’S MARTIN BASHIR, who took a long time to apologize for saying someone should “shit in Sarah Palin’s mouth,” won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

OHIO REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR JOHN KASICH, who probably won’t be welcoming Donald Trump to Columbus next Monday, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

ANGRY ANDERSON TRUSTEE ANDY PAPPAS, who says voters in will certainly have a lot to think about during the 1,448 days, since Election Day on November 5, 2019 will the soonest those stupid idiots can attempt to undo the damage they did two weeks ago.

ORGANIZERS OF THE ANDERSON VETERANS WALL, who say they’re sorry for forgetting to include the Pledge of Allegiance in their patriot program on Veterans Day, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

CINCINNATI’S DIMINUTIVE DEMOCRAT MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY, who can’t stop apologizing for hurting the feelings of all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees after his wife yelled at him, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

FORMER CINCINNATI CITY MANGLER MILTON DOUGH BOY HONEY, whose Health Insurance is probably included in his of lovely parting gifts along with a year’s salary of $255,000, doesn’t have to worry about saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

CURRENT CITY MANGLER “BALTIMORE HARRY” BLACK, who claims choosing Eliot Isaac for Cincinnati’s next police chief was entirely his own idea, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

 HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP, who guaranteed Cincinnati will have a White DemocRAT Mayor for the next eight years by not even putting up a Republican candidate in 2013, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

HAMILTON COUNTY COMMISSIONER ME, GREG HARTMANN, who claims to have a plan to give property owners a break next year on paying for the county’s two professional sports stadiums, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plans.

DOWNTOWN PANHANDLERS, who miss the good old days when they were allowed to crap on the Courthouse steps, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

APATHETIC HAMILTON COUNTY VOTERS, who are busy writing Guest Columns in The Fishwrap these days, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

COAST’S LITIGIOUS LAWYER CHRIS FINNEY AND FORMER NAALCP PRESIDENT SMLP SMITHERMOUTH, who wonder if they will once again be nominated for the  Whistleblower’s Turkey of the Year Contest, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

DEADBEAT CRAPPY RESTAURANT OWNER LIZ ROGERS, who’s now  Deadbeat Lousy Restaurant Owner Liz Rogers, who’s now a convicted criminal after Butler County Judge Dan Haughey didn’t believe her jive story the way Cincinnati City Clowncil did, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on her ObamaCare Plan.

LIZ’S ATTORNEY CLYDE BENNETT II, who wouldn’t know what to do if he ever won a case, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on her ObamaCare Plan.

TEA PARTY PATRIOTS, ESPECIALLY THE ONES IN CLERMONT COUNTY, who say there’s no limit during RINO Hunting Season, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO, who says only one of the three counties in Northern Kentucky has a policy against “Nepotism,” won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan. 

KENTUCKY U.S. SENATOR BITCH MCCONNELL, who claims he’s still a Conservative, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

KENTUCKY’S DISGRACED DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR STEVE BESHEAR, ON HIS WAY OUT, who says Kentucky should do “the Christian thing” and welcome all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

KENTUCKY’S REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR-ELECT MATT BEVIN, ON HIS WAY IN, who says the recent terrorist attacks in Paris serve as a warning to the entire civilized world that we must remain vigilant. It is imperative that we do everything in our power to prevent any similar attack by evildoers from taking place here in America. My primary responsibility as Governor of Kentucky will be to protect the citizens of the Commonwealth. This is why I am joining with other governors across the country in opposing the resettlement of Syrian nationals until we can better determine the full extent of any risks to our citizens, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS, who says he really misses seeing his name in The Blower all the time, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

$TAN CHE$LEY, who says he hasn’t been arrested yet whenever he’s snuck into Northern Kentucky where there’s still an open arrest warrant with his name on it, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE, who chose Traveling Steve’s “CVG board travel is OK, but not paying for booze,” won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on their ObamaCare Plans.

RICK “THE BATBOY” ROBINSON, who wonders if anybody would miss him if he doesn’t show up at the Graydon Head Christmas Party at the Fort Mitchell Country Club next month, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

OUR GOOD FRIEND, KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS, who seems to have forgotten how to send us our link for this week’s “This Week in Kenton County Circuit Court” with all those pictures of druggies, scumbags, suspected hookers, and even a few pedophiles, won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan.

FINALLY, BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE, who says, “It won’t be the last lie you hear from Obama during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term (with only 429 more days remaining unless he’s impeached), won’t be saving $2,500-a-year on his ObamaCare Plan. But it probably won’t matter, since Our Beloved Publisher was just notified that he has been “officially enrolled” and will need to schedule a vesting appointment (basically a meet and greet with his doctor) to start his health care journey with the Veterans Administration. 

REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.

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