Tuesday, November 17, 2014        

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

People shouldn’t blame Islam for what those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees did in Paris, that’s why I’m calling them “Disaffected Individuals From Around the World.” —Barack Hussein Obama

At least France and Russia are following my advice to “Bomb the Shit out of ISIS!” —Donald Trump

In our recap of Saturday Night’s DemocRAT Presidential Debate, we avoided replaying awkward moments, such as the candidates’ refusing to use the term “radical Islam” or Bernie Sanders’ doubling down on climate change being the greatest national security threat. —Obama Supporters in the Press

Sunday on “Meet the Depressed,” I explained how Obama’s Program will continue so we can surreptitiously bring more Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees to America. —White House Weasel Ben Rhodes

Please don’t ask how many Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees are already in America. —Obama’s Department of Homeland Insecurity

 Please don’t ask how many Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees are already in missing America. —Obama’s FBI

How come only Republican governors are banning Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees from their States? —Murdering Muslim Terrorist Apologists of America

Isn’t it amazing that only 52% of Americans think bringing in Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees would make us less safe? —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

#FuckParis because only a few white people got killed. —Black Lies Matter

Would this be a good time to halt Obama’s funding for bringing in all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees? —One or Two Republicans in Congress  

On this date in 1973, President Richard Nixon insisted he was not a crook, but that whopper was only surpassed when Presidential Pants-dropper Bill Clinton wagged his finger at the camera and swore “I did not have sex with that woman — Ms. Lewinsky.” These days, people are comparing those whoppers with some of Obama’s stupid statements, which cynics are calling either “lying” or “incompetence.” —Hurley the Historian

 Maybe that’s why we chose Obama’s, “Global Warming is a Greater Threat than ISIS.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

 Please don’t ask if I’m too busy running for President to defund those Planned Parenthood Baby Killers. —Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich

Why make a big deal out of Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT John Cranley’s breaking the law on Election Day. I’ve already told Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka I don’t have anybody to run against him anyway. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

I don’t believe that Jim Lewis guy in Clermont County is really planning to run against me is a primary next year, and I wouldn’t be the least bit worried if hye did. —Ohio Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup

How ironic was it that only yesterday we were talking about raising Bungals ticket prices, but after Monday Night, some people are already demanding a refund.—Mike Brown

Voters in Anderson Township  will certainly have a lot to think about during the 1,449 days, since Election Day on November 5, 2019 which will be the soonest those Absurd Andersonians can attempt to undo the damage they did two weeks ago. —Angry Andy Pappas, Anderson Township Trustee

Kentucky should do “the Christian thing” and welcome all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees. —Disgraced DemocRAT Governor Steve Beshear, On His Way Out, And Not A Moment Too Soon

The recent terrorist attacks in Paris serve as a warning to the entire civilized world that we must remain vigilant. It is imperative that we do everything in our power to prevent any similar attack by evildoers from taking place here in America. My primary responsibility as Governor of Kentucky will be to protect the citizens of the Commonwealth. This is why I am joining with other governors across the country in opposing the resettlement of Syrian nationals until we can better determine the full extent of any risks to our citizens. —Republican Governor-Elect Matt Bevin, On His Way In, And Let’s Hope It’s Soon Enough

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ISIS video surfaces with militants threatening attacks on Washington in Paris aftermath – TomoNews

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