FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 13, 2015
Another Reason Veterans Remember Friday The 13th
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1982, the Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated in Washington. Obama is sorry Republicans won’t be shutting down the government shutdown so he could close it down again. Hurley also says even Obama Supporters won’t be surprised if Obama refuses to attend the 152nd Anniversary of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address next Thursday. After all, last year it was more important for Obama to bow to the Chinese leader wearing his latest Chinese pajamas in Beijing, even if he had to miss laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Veterans Day here in the U.S. of A.
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose “Freedom is never free” by an unknown author.
DUMBED DOWN DEMOCRAT DEBATE: The Counter at the lower-right-hand corner of the Whistleblower Newswire Web Page continues to click off the hours, minutes, and seconds until that totally meaningless Disingenuous DemocRAT Presidential Candidate Debate in Des Moines, Iowa Saturday Night, where CBS Moderator John Dickerson and his team met with each of three campaigns for over an hour to assure the DemocRATS no embarrassing questions would be asked, and Whistleblower Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Mickelson promised not to be quite so charitable in his exclusive coverage for The Blower.
PETE ROSE’S BANISHMENT: Trash Talking Troublemaker Tino Delgato predicts Pete Rose is NEVER going to be allowed to work for MLB in any capacity. He might be made eligible for the HOF via the Veterans’ committee. I doubt they will vote him in but Joe Morgan could assist that effort. The ONLY NEW information that MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred has on Rose is more damning than before. It refutes his B.S. that he only bet as a manager never as a player. The other part about his only betting for the Reds to win was also damning as local bookies copied him when he bet they would win and backed off when he did not bet. Go Figure!!!
Tino also says: Let me see if I get this right. A family agrees to buy a home in Indian Hill. However they are not told by the realtor or owner of a felon in the neighborhood. They have buyers’ remorse and back out of the contract. But the only person that is brought to trial is the buyer, not the realtor or the seller. Is this the same real estate agent who used to own the Maisonette? That same owner who closed the Maisonette suddenly leaving employees and those with gift certificates SOL. But wait per that same Maisonette owner those gift certificates will be honored at the new Maisonette in Kenwood. Perhaps some one else should be in court instead. Go Figure!!!
TURKEY CONTEST UPDATE: At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Fagellas” Portman had suddenly been included as a “favorite” in The Blower’s 2015 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant). The deadline for nominations is next Friday. Possibly it’s because all those Conservative Organizations said they would oppose the Ohio Republican if he runs for re-election or seeks the presidency, since Portman became the first prominent GOP senator in 2013 to declare his support for gay marriage, when he said he had a change of heart because his son came out as gay.
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: How surprised is anybody that those Mizzou Morons named a Black man to be its new president to replace the White man who resigned because of that Racial Hoax? Probably about as surprised as everybody in Cincinnati was when Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black chose a Black Police Chief.
And will Cranley actually be called before the Board of Elections and reprimanded for electioneering for the city parks amendment at a polling place on Election Day? The Blower predicts a tie vote along party lines on that one.
IN ANDERSON: That Veterans Wall at Anderson High School was really patriotic. Even Ohio Second District Congressman Lt. Colonel “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup gave his Veterans Day Speech. So how come “Bronze Star” didn’t notice organizers of the event forgot to include the Pledge of Allegiance? Veterans whose names were on the wall would’ve appreciated that.
Meanwhile, Primary Election Fans, word is Jim Lewis, a member of the West Clermont School Board and active member of the Clermont TEA Party has announced he is running against Brad Wenstrup next year. And at the Clermont County Central Committee endorsement meeting in December, you shouldn’t be surprised who’ll get that group’s endorsement, since the Clermont TEA Party has long ago written off Brad.
TODAY’S STUPID LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes Obama, commenting on those Murdering Muslims yelling “Allah Akbar” during their attacks in Paris, when Obama said “we’re going to do whatever it takes to work with the French people and with nations around the world to bring these terrorists to justice,” while stressing that his office did not yet know all the details of the attacks, so the U.S. would not speculate who may have been behind the attack. Earlier today, Obama declared ISIS was being “contained,” as the Obama Administration moved to ‘increase and accelerate’ admission of Syrian Invaders into the United States.
Only Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, would believe that load of crap.
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says the Tensing pre-trial is set for Monday, November 16 at 9:00 a.m. in front of Judge Megan Shanahan in room 560. How many TV cameras will be there to cover that event.
Speaking of Trials of the Century, Deadbeat Lousy Restaurant Owner Liz Rogers had her oft-delayed day in court for impersonating a police officer in Butler County this week. Judge Dan Haughey will issue a verdict in the case next week. If convicted, Rogers could face a maximum of 30 days in jail and a $250 fine. She turned down a plea deal earlier this year.
MEANWHILE IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he never gets tired of telling this heartwarming story about the Bluegrass Battalion returning home, just in time for Veterans Day: Six-month old Marley Mather had never seen her father Harley Mather, when he returned home to Boondoggle County with the rest of the 169th Underground Mess Kit Repair Group. PFC Mather, a motor pool specialist, had been in Iraq for the past eighteen months. Actually, the unit was only supposed to be in Iraq for six months, but one night they all got drunk and the entire unit volunteered to stay an extra year. When asked by a Channel 19 reporter how it felt to see his six-month old daughter for the first time after being away for a year and a half, Harley beamed: “Now I finally know what the surprise was my wife kept writing me about.”
FINALLY, AT THIS AFTERNOON’S’MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about The Blower’s special edition earlier today about why Donald Trump’s poll numbers could be skyrocketing, and Kane said, “Maybe people like it when trump says he’s going to “bomb the shit out of ISIS.”
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