MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2015

By A Surprise Shakedown Visit From Jesse Jackson

In Sunday’s Another “Courthouse Snitch Report” E-dition, Persons of Consequence on the exclusive Whistleblower Newswire Subscribers List read about how Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka co-authored a Bi-Partisan Apology in The Fishwrap for all those problems at the Hamilton County Board of Elections on Election Day.

Alex and Tim said voters of Hamilton County deserved a better quality Election Day than they had last Tuesday. They said they would be immediately beginning to fully analyze what occurred and why it occurred. They pledged to do so in a fully transparent and collaborative manner. They promised to provide details of what went wrong, why it went wrong and the steps that are being taken to ensure they are not repeated in the March Primary or November General Elections next year.

Alex’s and Tim’s reasons for doing this were because as chairman of opposing political parties, they might disagree on many issues of public policy, on candidates and issues, but they both believed strongly in the democratic process, and the right of people to vote and have their votes accurately counted. Alex and Tim said they are committed to ensuring that right is afforded properly and efficiently to the registered voters of Hamilton County.

But unbeknownst to Alex and Tim, help was on the way, because a day before Tuesday’s scheduled meeting at the Board of Elections to figure out who to blame for last Tuesday’s screw-ups at the polls, America’s Race-baiter Jesse Jackson just happened to be in town, and took time out from his meetings with local ministers and shaking down corporate officials to grace the Idiotorial Board of The Fishwrap with his presence, have all of his views go unquestioned during a softball interview reported by Dan Horn (“Jesse Jackson talks Hamilton Co. vote woes”), but also the opportunity to be interviewed on Fishwrap TV by Fishwrap Opinion Editor Cindi Andrews. “Trish the Dish,” eat your heart out!

And if that suck-up interview wasn’t worth the trip to Cincinnati for The Racebaiter, The Blower doesn’t know what was. And the insight gained from such suck-uppery would be invaluable for Alex and Tim, in their efforts to solve all those technical problems of what happened last Tuesday at the polls, too. Jesse also suggested it wouldn’t hurt for Alex and Tim to send him a big pile of walking-around money, if you know what we mean.