SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2015

This Sunday in America…

… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask God’s help for America to survive during the next 439 days of Dishonesty and Division remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. Only then will someone be able to begin to undo all the damage Obama has done during the past seven years.

Obviously, all of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, have not learned their lesson.

And unfortunately, some of the Conservative Faithful are still living in the Old Testament. They believe in an eye for an eye or a tooth for a tooth, and it is not just Mr. Trump we’re talking about. Other candidates of the faithful congregation have been tempted to delve into this pool of vengeance. 

But verily, I say unto you here today, that only the Faithful who appear to learn to turn the other cheek will survive to see Election Day. That’s why it’s incumbent upon us to remind them of the virtue of pretending to turn the other cheek, unless it’s upon those sinful Debauched DemocRATS whose absolute disregard for life doesn’t matter in the least as they are so often quoted often saying, ‘What difference does it make anyway.”

Vengeance may be the Lord’s, but Conservatives will have a good measure of their promised payback in only 365 more days if they will only practice perseverance.