SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE INDECISION 2015 STORY THIS WEEK was in our “God Must Love Stupid Voters” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because He Made So Many Of Them!”

OUR NUMBER INDECISION 2015  STORY THIS WEEK was in our in our Special “Post-Election Gloating” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Told You So!”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE INDECISION 2015 STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Real Anderson Insight” E-dition, The Blower said, “Investigating Tuesday’s Debacle!”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

Glenn Beck Says U.S. Needs to ‘Atone’ For Racial History; Maher: Trump And Carson Show Elections Need To Be Longer Because “Americans Are Dumb”; and Christie Bumped To Second Tier Debate Stage. Christie tweeted, “It doesn’t matter the stage, give me a podium and I’ll be there to talk about real issues.”

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

At Thursday afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about the way voters in Houston had resoundingly rejected that City’s Lesbian Mayor’s radical insane attempts to impose a law that would allow men into women’s locker rooms under the guise of “equal” rights for “transgender” men The Blower had reported last night in our “Post-Election Gloating” E-dition. 

 The New York Times had a real meltdown over Houston’s Transgender Bathroom Election loss. Their angry, hate-filled editorial even accused opponents of the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance like Texas Governor Greg Abbott and Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of “triggering future teen suicides.”

“Getting something as stupid as that on the ballot in the first place is the New Abnormal in America during the Age of Obama,” Kane explained. “No wonder voters rejected it by a huge margin 61%-39%.” Such stupid ideas are what you expect to see during the Age of Obama. That’s why The Blower calls it “the New Abnormal.” In California, they even have mandatory condoms for porn stars on the ballot.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST OUR REAL ENEMIES, LIKE OBAMA SUPPORTERS IN THE PRESS WHO GET REALLY UPSET WHEN VOTERS VOTE DOWN REALLY STUPID LIBERAL IDEAS.

 The Blower believes the next 368 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award

Breitbart reports Kyle D. Cheney, the Politico reporter who wrote last Friday’s discredited hit piece on Republican presidential frontrunner Ben Carson, has a flair for hyperbole, writing about a 2004 arrest: “I was in Guantánamo for 12 Hours.” Cheney was arrested during an anti-war protest at the Republican National Convention in 2004. Though he was, at the time, an editor for the student newspaper at Boston University, he seems to have joined the protest as a demonstrator.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Mike Adams, a professor at the University of North Carolina-Wilmington is not your stereotypical left-wing teacher. On the heels of a report that showed that liberal arts professors overwhelmingly support Democrats, Adams’ semester-opening statement to his students has gone viral. [READ WHAT PROFESSOR ADAMS SAID HERE]

And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What should you do if a girl sits on your hand? A. Try to get her off.

Absurd Andersonians

The Big Story on Election night was when Disgraced Former Turkish Terrorist Loving Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt (Sometimes referred to as That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch) called to congratulated that Dishonest Disguised Obama Liberal DemocRAT who told a lot of lies and defeated her opponent, Anderson Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson (who learned too late how a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes, especially on Facebook these days) by successfully convincing a lot of dumbed-down voters that she was really “non-partisan.” “Mean Jean” hopes she will now no longer be the most reviled elected official in Southwest Ohio History, an honor she has held for many years. The next 1,458 Days until November 5, 2019 will surely seem like eternity at the Anderson Government Center, because that will be the soonest Absurd Andersonians can undo the damage they did last Tuesday, just like they did when the same people elected Disgraced Former Masturbating Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien, and we Persons of Consequence who subscribe to The Blower all know how well that turned out.

 More About Northern Kentucky

Reuters reports Kentucky Governor-elect Matt Bevin said on Friday that when he takes office in December he will order changes to the state marriage license form to appease clerks who have objected to issuing licenses to same-sex couples. “One thing I will take care of right away is we will remove the names of the county clerks from the marriage form,” Bevin told reporters in the Capitol rotunda. Bevin, the second Republican elected governor in Kentucky since 1971, said he would make the change by executive order. It was unclear, however, what effect his order would have on the case of Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis, who was jailed for five days after refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, making Kentucky a focal point in the debate over gay marriage in the United States. Davis, 50, met with Bevin the day she was released from jail.

The Feck Stops Here

 Making Meaningless Media Endorsements is what Meaningless Media Outlets do, as they continue to pander to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.

Take our Feckless Fishwrappers, please!  First they endorsed Disingenuous DemocRAT Jack Conway for Governor last weekend, after endorsing TEA Party Republican Matt Bevin in the Primary Election. The result was Conservative Matt Bevin was only the second Republican in four decades to win the Governor’s Race in Kentucky. Then they endorsed Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s Permanent Charter Amendment for the mismanaged Cincinnati City Parks. That really went down in flames.

Congratulations to our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap’s Idiotorial Board (Publisher Rick Green, Editor Peter Bhatia, Opinion Editor Cindi Andrews, Senior News Director Michael McCarter, Content Coach Byron McCauley and Opinion Writer Jeremy Fugleberg) for not only winding up with egg on their faces, but also for proving The Blower’s point that Meaningless Media Outlets should not make Meaningless Media Endorsements.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”