SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2015

Received In A Plain Brown Wrapper On Saturday

SUBJECT: Bipartisan Mea Culpa
TO:            CFK
FROM:      CH Snitch/ 1000 Main Street

This week, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka co-authored a Bi-Partisan Apology in The Fishwrap for all those problems at the Hamilton County Board of Elections on Election Day: 

Alex and Tim say voters of Hamilton County deserve a better quality Election Day than they had on Tuesday. The Board of Elections (Chip Gerhardt, Caleb Faux and ourselves) as well as the Board staff, are determined to ensure that the errors that impacted far too many voters are not repeated.

Alex and Tim say they are immediately beginning to fully analyze what occurred and why it occurred.

Alex and Tim say they pledge to do so in a fully transparent and collaborative manner. They promise to provide details of what went wrong, why it went wrong and the steps that are being taken to ensure they are not repeated in the March Primary or November General Elections next year.

As the chairmen of opposing political parties, Alex and Tim say they are going to disagree on many issues of public policy, on candidates and issues, but we both believe strongly in the democratic process, and the right of people to vote and have their votes accurately counted. Alex and Tim say they are committed to ensuring that right is afforded properly and efficiently to the registered voters of Hamilton County.

At the moment, the only thing Alex and Tim haven’t agreed on appears to be who’s going to take the blame.

More Courthouse Snitchery Later