SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2015

Your Whistleblower Week in Review   

MONDAY (NOVEMBER 2), in our Special “Indecision 2015” E-dition, The Blower said, “This Year’s Long Noxious Nightmare Is Almost Over!”

In our “Voter Enthusiasm” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re waiting to see how few voters actually show up at the Polls!”

In our “Voter Reminder” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Almost Time To Vote!”

TUESDAY (NOVEMBER 3), in our Special “Same Time, Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “And Republicans Thought They’d Actually Won Something!”

In our “To Vote Or Not To Vote” E-dition, The Blower said, “That Is The Question!”

         In our “Problems At The Polls” E-dition, The Blower said, “It Was Happening All Over Hamilton County!”

And in our “Politics At The Polls” E-dition, The Blower said, “You Were Expecting a Real Election?”

WEDNESDAY (NOVEMBER 4), in our “Twenty-Third Anniversary” E-dition, The Blower said: “Last Night You Saw Fraud at Polls!”

         In our “Ejected Endorsements” E-dition, The Blower said, “That Always Make The Endorsers Look Like Losers!”

        And in our “Mourning in Anderson” E-dition, The Blower said, “No Wonder All The Flags Were At Half Staff!”

And in our “God Must Love Stupid Voters” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because He Made So Many Of Them!”

THURSDAY (NOVEMBER 5), in our Special “Post-Election Gloating” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Told You So!”

In our Special “Real Anderson Insight” E-dition, The Blower said, “Investigating Tuesday’s Debacle!”

And in “Delayed DemocRAT Debate Diagnosis” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Reviewing What Happened Last Time!”

And in “The New Abnormal” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s What You Expect See During the Age of Obama…”

FRIDAY (NOVEMBER 6) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other than Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson who learned too late how a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes, especially on Facebook these days, especially after the Forrest Gump School Board took another seat from the trustees. If only all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, had been paying attention. 1,460 days does seem like a very long time.

In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody who couldn’t wait for Tuesday’s election to be over so the 2016 Elections could officially begin, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is Card-Carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders why some people in Ohio, who said they wanted want less government, voted to send even more money to local governments and tax themselves even more!

And in our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”

 

And in our “Special “Saturday Morning Quarterback” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Bringing You More Hindsight and Second-Guessing!”

SATURDAY (NOVEMBER 7) in our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured “More Real American Heroes!”

         In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said: “Live From Saturday Night Live It’s Donald Trump!”

       In our “Crisis on The Campus” E-dition, The Blower said, “There Are Too Many Student Stabbers On The Loose!”

And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”

If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!