Saturday, November 7, 2015

Sensible Suggestions

Conservative Analysts say, “Unfortunately the majority still consists of those who don’t pay taxes and are on one or more government entitlement or welfare programs. If Obama had succeeded in getting all those illegal immigrants citizenship he’ll have further increased that majority, except for the ones who already vote. The government would be run by those who do not pay taxes and like Obama, have never had a real job. Remember the old saying circa 1776 “no taxation without representation.” It is back. 

Romney was really right about the 47%

Thomas Jefferson would’ve agreed, when he said, “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”

Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says we should start working to repeal the 19th Amendment (the one giving women the right to vote) and test all male offspring for excess levels of estrogen in their systems. After watching John Boehner, Bitch McConnell, and the RINOs in Congress these days, it looks like treatment needs to begin immediately.

Also, this just in from our Portly Pundit: The TEA Party is right. The GOP needs to stick to their values and pick better candidates, not that all those those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, would ever notice the difference.

Now Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, has a political poem for any Liberals who might be giving you grief these days:

The election is over,
The talking is done.

My party lost,
Your party won.

So let us be friends,
Let arguments pass.

I’ll hug my elephant,
And you kiss my ass.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1994, FDR won an unprecedented fourth term. Eat your heart out, Obama! Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Harry Truman’s “Term limits would cure both senility and seniority– both terrible legislative diseases.” And the next 367 days will seem like a lifetime until the 2016 Presidential Elections. It will be almost as bad as the 440 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).

TORT REFORMER TINO DELGATO predicts $tan Che$ley will not be flying out of CVG anytime soon due to his KY bench warrant. He is now barred in KY and conveniently retired in Ohio rather than face disbarment there. He has asked that his ashes (remains) be spread over the former site of the Beverly Hills Supper Club. Stan came to fame after that horrific 1977 Supper Club fire that killed 165 patrons. Stan realized that the Club’s insurance would not cover the damage. He went after the manufactures of the electrical wiring. Hence the legal terms deeper pockets and class action were born. Also was born Stan’s reputation for making millions from others’ misery. IF Hitler had lived Stan would have sued him, no wait he could go after Germany, the deeper pockets. Go Figure!!!   

THE STUPID STREETCAR SIX: Meet the new gang…  Same as the old gang….Plus & minus 2…..they should be so proud of their boondoggle baby.

TEA PARTY TIM says wait till you hear which Republican Congressmen our local TEA Party Patriots are planning to challenge in a primary election next year. For sure it won’t be Thomas Massie.

TURKEY OF THE YEAR CONTEST: Down at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, everybody’s still congratulating Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP for not doing nearly as badly as he did in 2011 when his “Vote for Five” Jive resulted in only one Republican on Cincinnati City Clowncil. In 2013 Alex even forgot to find a mayoral candidate. Do you think Alex still qualifies Alex for our 2015 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest, sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants? [SEE OUR 2011 TURKEY OF THE YEAR VIDEO HERE]

 

IN ANDERSON, The Big Story on Election night was when Disgraced Former Turkish Terrorist Loving Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt (Sometimes referred to as That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch) called to congratulated that Dishonest Disguised Obama Liberal DemocRAT who told a lot of lies and defeated her opponent, Anderson Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson by successfully convincing a lot of dumbed-down voters that she was really “non-partisan.” “Mean Jean” hopes she will now no longer be the most reviled elected official in Southwest Ohio History, an honor she has held for many years.

NEXT WEDNESDAY IS VETERANS DAY and Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth says he can hardly wait for that FREE Anderson Township Veterans Day Celebration so he can start swapping war stories with all those other geezers.” Maybe Ollie will tell about that time he and two buddies survived that massacre. What a battle, what fantastic odds, they never should have attempted it in the first place: it was three against a 1,000.  First they opened up with artillery fire— it was three against 1,000. Then they came with an infantry assault— it was three against 1,000. Finally, it was some of the bloodiest hand-to-hand combat in history of warfare. “Yes,” Ollie said, “they were the toughest three guys we’d ever seen.” 

MEANWHILE IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY,  Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo has this heartwarming story about the Bluegrass Battalion returning home last night, just in time for Veterans Day: Six-month old Marley Mather had never seen her father Harley Mather, when he returned home to Boone County with the rest of the 169th Underground Mess Kit Repair Group. PFC Mather, a motor pool specialist, had been in Iraq for the past eighteen months. Actually, the unit was only supposed to be in Iraq for six months, but one night they all got drunk and the entire unit volunteered to stay an extra year. When asked by a Channel 19 reporter how it felt to see his six-month old daughter for the first time after being away for a year and a half, Harley beamed: “Now I finally know what the surprise was my wife kept writing me about.”

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how many free meals a local Veteran could realistically take advantage of next Wednesday. “I’m not sure,” Kane said. “It would depend if the restaurant made you eat it there or let you take it home. Whistleblower Freebie Gourmet Martin Upchuck is making out our itinerary.” Then somebody from Brad Wenstrup’s Congressional Office suggested we contact “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, saying “If anybody knows about taking advantage of free meals, he should.”

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