THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2015

…Especially Where The Inmates Have Taken Over The Asylum

At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about the way voters in Houston had resoundingly rejected that City’s Lesbian Mayor’s radical insane attempts to impose a law that would allow men into women’s bathrooms under the guise of “equal” rights for “transgender” men The Blower had reported last night in our “Post-Election Gloating” E-dition.

“Getting something as stupid as that on the ballot in the first place is the New Abnormal in America during the Age of Obama,” Kane explained. “No wonder voters rejected it by a huge margin 61%-39%.”

Somebody mentioned they even heard Rush Limbaugh talking about this afternoon, saying not to be surprised when Sodomy Rites Activists try it again.

“But it really was a Stupid idea,” Kane said.

“How Stupid was it?” someone yelled.

“It was SOOOO Stupid, Clowncil-Gay Chris SquealBack hasn’t yet tried to get Cincinnati City Clown-cil to support it, because letting guys into women’s bathrooms if just the kind of Diversity our Feckless Fishwrappers would be glad to endorse.”

The New York Times had a real meltdown over Houston’s Transgender Bathroom Election loss. Their angry, hate-filled editorial even accused opponents of the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance like Texas Governor Greg Abbott and Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of “triggering future teen suicides.”

Such stupid ideas are what you expect to see during the Age of Obama. That’s why The Blower calls it “the New Abnormal.” In California, they even have mandatory condoms for porn stars on the ballot.

“But guys trying to get into girls bathrooms is nothing new,” Kane said. “My good friend Bob Saffin, Carl Hartman, and I used to do that all the time at Anderson High School during the 50s.” And who can forget the shower scene from “Porky’s” where the guys were looking through peep holes at the girls in the shower.