WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2015

And All The Sirens Went Off At Noon Today

The unthinkable happened in Anderson Township Tuesday night when long-time Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson was not reelected like all those red signs said he should and The Russler will now be replaced by a Disguised Obama Liberal DemocRAT who’d successful convinced a lot of people she was really “non-partisan.”

Will the Conservative Agenda be investigating the problem, defining the problem, and working on ways to fix the problem? You Bet! As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the tri-state, our readers have every right to expect nothing less. 

Russ Jackson was the second Jackson to be ejected in Anderson this year, following Fired Forrest Gump Schools Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s well-deserved departure. Anderson doesn’t seem to get along with Jacksons any more.

So Tuesday night, the school board took another seat from the trustees. The Russler’s Replacement was executive director of the Forest Gump Foundation. She should have run for school board, but she wouldn’t run against Randy Smith who put her there, so she ran for trustee so Smith could run unopposed. Now along with Russ’ fellow trustee Josh Gerth, the school board now controls two of three township trustee seats. Taking out Jackson took out the biggest hindrance faced by the school system for many years. The Blower wouldn’t call it an intentional strategy. The blind squirrel just found a nut this time.

Meanwhile during our Official Day of Mourning, our Political Plagiarist just rewrote the last stanza from Ernest Thayer’s “Casey at the Bat.”

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Anderson — “In Russ We Trust” Jackson was just voted out.

And now the Voters in Anderson have a Township Government they truly deserve. Voters in Anderson seem very susceptible to being sold a bill of goods lately.  Then again, so is the electorate as a whole.  Obama was elected, then reelected?  The Great Recession followed by The Great Presidential Scam.