SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Wednesday night’s Republican presidential debate was a textbook example of the media bias voters have complained about in surveys for years. Trump is still the clear leader of the GOP pack in our first survey since the debate. Most Republicans continue to think Trump is likely to be their party’s nominee. The budget plan negotiated by Democrats and GOP congressional leaders and passed Thursday by the House despite strong conservative opposition is just the kind of thing feeding Republican voter support for outsider candidates like Trump and Ben Carson, the ones who haven’t held office before. direction, tying the lowest level in over a year. [READ MORE HERE]
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s: Carly Fiorina said that after the previous debate, people told her that she needed to smile more. They were like, “Just pretend you’re laying off a bunch of people.” Conan O’Brien said: During last night’s debate, Donald Trump said he would feel more comfortable if his own employees brought firearms to work. When they heard that, many of Trump’s Hispanic employees said, “No problemo.” Jimmy Kimmel said: We learned Donald Trump carries a gun. He told the group he carries a concealed weapon, conceals it in his hair. And Seth Meyers said: The third Republican debate was held last night, and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said he was extremely disappointed with the coverage. And he understands disappointment, because his parents named him Reince Priebus.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1950, President Harry S. Truman escaped an assassination attempt by Griselio Torresola and Oscar Collazo at the Blair House in Washington, D.C. Can any of our Failed Cincinnati Public School graduates tell us what that was about.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Truman’s “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen,” but The Blower really likes, “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #309 is tell them is instead of referring to Obama as POTUS (President of the United States, it should be COOTUS (Community Organizer of the United States).
JOHN GALT says, “The symbol of all relationships among such men, the moral symbol of respect for human beings, is the trade…A trader is a man who earns what he gets and does not give or take the undeserved.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “Political Promotion” Patronage County Commissioners were considering a proposal to generate a little extra income for some needy people at the courthouse when Swindle Advertising was awarded the right to sell advertising displays on rest room walls in all county buildings.
This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols. But it did appear as part of The Muckraker series, in something called The Zinzinnati News in July 1981 (whatever the hell that was).
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Election Day is nearly here and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the the Bard of Cleves.
Wake Me When It’s Over
Barack be nimble
Barack be quick
Barack be history
In only 446 more freaking days.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER wants to know how many former Reds are in the baseball World Series, since Trash-Talking Trouble-maker Tino Delgato says the Reds’ season may be over but the Reds had 17 former players on the 2015 playoff teams. The first 2 starting pitchers for Kansas City’s World Series team were former Reds (Volquez and Cueto), after which K.C. was 2-0. Most MLB GM’s have Red’s GM Walt Jocketty on their speed dial. He may field an All Star team yet (for others). Go Figure!!!
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says October might be home to the scariest holiday of the year (Halloween), but not even the Fed, or tepid data could spook Wall Street this month. Though they capped the session solidly lower, the major averages closed out the month on Friday with the biggest gains in four years.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and Jeb Bush told a South Carolina crowd recently that DemocRATS play to African-American voters by offering “free stuff,” a similar comment to a contentious one that Mitt Romney made in the days after his 2012 loss to President Barack Obama. Bush, analyzing Republicans’ chances with black voters, said that his party needs to make a better case to the traditionally Democratic voting bloc. “Our message is one of hope and aspiration. It isn’t one of division and ‘Get in line and we’ll take care of you with free stuff.'”
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS (especially Black Voters), RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster what most people were thinking during the final weekend last year before the 2015 Elections. “Most intelligent people just wanted the long National Nightmare of Indecision 2015 to be over,” Kane explained. “They just want their lives back. They stopped caring as soon as they mailed in their absentee ballots and they can’t wait for the Viagra ads to be back on TV.”
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Juanito Rameriz, a lonely little 9-year-old Latino lad who lived in squalor with his family in one of WESTCO’s dilapidated buildings in Lower Price Hill, and how he dreamed of one day meeting his hero Anthony Munoz.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (NOVEMBER 2) we’ll The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns will continue, and there will still be 444 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (NOVEMBER 3) we’ll be trying to find out if Voters really understand how much those feel good tax increases they approve are really costing them and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be telling us why anybody who votes for a school tax hike is really stupid.
WEDNESDAY, (NOVEMBER 4) we’ll really be gloating, especially if all our predictions are accurate.
THURSDAY (NOVEMBER 5) is the day each year set aside after each election for post-election analysis by the winners and a lot of bitching and name-calling by the losers.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (NOVEMBER 6) LIMERICK IS: “This year when the elections are done.”
AND SATURDAY (NOVEMBER 7) we plan to publish our Annual Saturday Morning Quarterback Edition, for a little more hind-sight and second guessing.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially those fun-loving Clintons, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
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