MONDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2015

Let’s Hope He Doesn’t Muff It!

THIS AFTERNOON AT THE WHISTLBLOWER NEWS BUREAU IN COLUMBUS, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says everybody’s getting ready to cover Tuesday’s big Ohio Leadership Team Roll-Out and Colorado Debate Send-off Rally for Ohio’s Gov. John Kasich in Westerville  tomorrow before the third Republican primary debate in Boulder, Colorado.

The event should be even more exciting than the Ohio State Send Off Rally before Urban Meyer and his unbeaten Buckeyes play for their second NCAA College Championship game in January, since the latest polls show Kasich in tenth place in the latest Iowa poll, assuring him he’ll at be included on stage in the main debate with Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and the  six other guys and Carly ahead of him.

But Kasich might just have something memorable to say on Wednesday, especially after Trump mistakenly took credit for Ford’s sending jobs back to the United States.

And Kasich said, “Not so fast, because Ford is moving some key operations from Mexico to Ohio under my leadership and I even have this little video to prove it.”

Practice your zingers for Wednesday night, John, and Thursday you might be all the way up to ninth place, maybe even ahead of the girl, in the polls.