TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 2014        

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On tomorrow’s date in 1886, President Grover Cleveland dedicated the Statue of Liberty, but all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would still change it to the Statue of Obama. —Hurley the Historian 

Obama is still planning to grant Amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants because they will do jobs Americans don’t want to do, like voting for Disingenuous DemocRATS early and often. —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus

That’s why we chose Emma Lazarus’ “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,” but today that wretched refuse would have to include Muslim refugees and future DemocRAT voters. —Your Quote for Today Committee

Do you remember last year how I got a Top HHS Official to contradict Obama by saying you can get Ebola by sitting near someone on a bus through their sweat? —Kentucky Fourth District Congressman Thomas Massie

Maybe all those people haven’t sent in their Absentee Ballots already because they’re waiting for the rest of The Fishwrap’s 2015 political endorsements. —Hamilton County Board of Elections

Does Mayor Cranley’s Parks Levy The Fishwrap is endorsing cover us too? —Illegal Immigrants And Homeless People Wanting to Move T0 Hamilton County

Make sure you check out our Voters Guide to see who all the Conservative candidates are. —TEA Party Patriots

Make sure you check out our Voters Guide to see who all our favorite Liberal candidates are. —League of Women Vipers

Make sure you check out our Citizens for Community Values Voters Guide to see who all the gay candidates are. —Noted Homophobe Phil Burr-ass

Why do we put so many of our yard signs illegally in the public rights-of-way? Because Republicans keep tearing them down when we put them in their yards. —Dishonest DemocRATS Disguising Themselves As Independent Candidates

Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley says he will lower the City’s Poverty Rate by throwing more money at it. —Today’s Liberals Say the Stupidest Thing Award Committee

Are all Ohio Republicans getting ready to cheer me on at Wednesday night’s GOP Presidential Primary Debate tomorrow night in Boulder, Colorado? —Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor

When will Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham be telling us about more places we can get free chow on Veterans Day? — Freeloaders Pretending to be Veterans

It won’t take nearly so long to sort your e-mails and delete all that campaign crap after the election. —Your In-Box

Isn’t it ironic that you can’t vote to overturn last year’s Forrest Gump School District Tax Hike Scam, but School Board Members like us who pushed it through will win re-election because we’re running unopposed.  —Randy Smith and Jim Frooman

So what if that school levy scam I supported gets my neighborhood a new school and no one else gets one?  I’m a township trustee and you’re not. —Josh Gerth, Anderson Township Trustee

I’m glad to see public officials as well as candidates are still taking advantage of their “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. —COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney

With only seven days until the 2015 Elections, I’m running around the Commonwealth taking selfies with little Black children at overtaxed payers’ expense. —Alison Wondergams Grimes

 You can’t believe how many of my Facebook Friends have been trying to wangle an invitation to my Annual Halloween Party this year. —Miss Vicki

If Miss Vicki didn’t give her annual Halloween Party this year, how would everybody in Northern Kentucky celebrate? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

I’m glad The Blower is sponsoring a “Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest” again this year. —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson

Remember that year The Batboy showed up at Miss Vicki’s Halloween Party wearing his “Hung Like a Horse” outfit? —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders

I’m planning to wear my Dominatrix outfit again this year. —Kathy Groob

I was planning to wear my straightjacket. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters

Here’s a Halloween Tip: Never try to repeat “Bloody Mary” three times until the next morning, after a really rockin’ Halloween party. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan “Cornbread” Smith

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. —Bobby Leach

That’s why we chose Chris Rock’s “Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

Eat, drink and be scary, especially the eating and drinking part. —Clueless Marc Wilson

Do NOT go down in the basement anywhere on Elm Street. —Michael Myers 

Just be sure to drive carefully on your way home. —Trooper Steward 

Please explain one more time why we don’t have Early Voting in Kentucky like they do in Ohio? —“Trish the Dish” on Channel 19 News

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially RINO Township Trustees who promoted Humongous School Tax Hike Scams.

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