SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Ronald Reagan famously declared in the 1980s that it was “morning in America,” and Americans believed. Not anymore. Belief among voters that America’s best days are still to come now hovers near its lowest level this year. Only 24% think the country is heading in the right direction, tying the lowest level in over a year. [READ MORE HERE]
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Conan O’Brien’s: I don’t know if anybody was watching the Benghazi hearings. They were going all day. There was one moment when a representative told Hillary Clinton he could wait while she read her notes. She said, “I can do more than one thing at a time.” Then Bill Clinton said, “When I say that, I get in trouble.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN SAYS on this date in 1929, Albert B. Fall, who served as Secretary of the Interior in President Warren G. Harding’s cabinet, was found guilty of accepting a bribe while in office during the Teapot Dome scandal, and The Blower remembers wondering why Kathleen Sebelius hadn’t been indicted for Impersonating Obama’s HHS Secretary.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Obama’s Former White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard’s “Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius had the “full confidence” of President Obama,” a day after his predecessor (former Obama press secretary “Baghdad Bob” Gibbs) said people should be fired over ObamaCare glitches.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #302 is to tell a joke: Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem, and Barack Obama have in common? A: They’ve all made careers pretending to be black men.
JOHN GALT says, “The symbol of all relationships among such men, the moral symbol of respect for human beings, is the trade…A trader is a man who earns what he gets and does not give or take the undeserved.”.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “For The Children” Patronage County Commissioners were once again breaking the Sunshine Law when they were engaged in an illegal meeting where county business was being discussed. “I’m afraid the Patronage County Schools Tax Hike is going down to defeat,” said Commissioner Filch. “Somehow the voters have caught on that it’s a really bad deal.” This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Halloween is nearing and we have another timely poem from the Bard of Cleves.
Scary Sentiments
Upcoming is a holiday
We call it Halloween,
When every girl can be a princess
And every boy a queen.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER wants to know how many former Reds are in the baseball World Series, since Trash-Talki9ng Trouble-maker Tino Delgato says the Reds’ season may be over but more than 17 former Reds were/are in the playoffs and World Series. Two Reds Starting Pitchers (Cueto and Volquez) have helped Kansas City to the AL Championship Series with big performances. One man’s soup is another man’s poison, or is it one man’s junk is another man’s treasure. The Reds gave up a lot of treasures it appears. The Cubs got a great GM and Manager. Go Figure!!!
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says it was another wild week on Wall Street: McDonald’s posted a breakout third quarter, tech earnings blew past estimates and China cut rates amid a slower economic growth environment.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and Bernie Sanders proposes freebies that equal our nation’s national debt. How can some people be so dumb as to give Sanders a second of their time? Haven’t they been told since day one that nothing in life is free? Probably not – since we’re sure they became radical liberals after having been raised by radical liberals. The point is, someone will be paying for these policies, and the majority of the money will be coming from middle class over-taxed payers.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS (especially Black Voters), RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster why you always see so many illegally placed DemocRAT campaign signs on Saturday mornings that you didn’t notice during the week. “Friday nights are prime time for volunteers for Dishonest DemocRAT candidates to put campaign signs in the public rights-of-way. That’s because they know the municipalities won’t usually confiscate their illegally placed campaign signs until Monday. We call that ‘Calculated Dishonesty.’”
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Mikey Brown, a portly pantload from Indian Hill, who wanted to win the Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition to please his dad, who was a real football fanatic. Poor Little Mikey dreamed of standing at mid-field during halftime, where a stadium full of fans would cheer him, and everybody else at home would see him on TV.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (OCTOBER 26) we’ll be we’ll be featuring our Focus Group to see ordinary people think about some of the candidates running in the 2014 Elections while we’re continuing to count down the 451 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (OCTOBER 27) will be our “Ignorance and Apathy” E-dition because Indecision 2015 has been the most-dull-and-boring campaign in history, as our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably show.
WEDNESDAY, (OCTOBER 28) we’ll covering the Third Republican Presidential Primary Debate waiting to see if who Candidates go after—Hillary or each other.
THURSDAY (OCTOBER 29) is “Frankenstein Day,” and some of our readers will be comparing it to the Monsterous Obama Administration
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (OCTOBER 30) LIMERICK IS: “What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night.”
AND SATURDAY (OCTOBER 31) is Halloween, and we’ll once again be reporting on what people will be wearing at Miss Vicki’s Special Invitation Halloween Party.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially the “DemocRAT Dead End Kids, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
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