WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2015
Lots of Breaking News Yesterday
IN WASHINGTON, OUR DC NEWSBREAKER says things are really busy in the Nation’s Capital these days: Embarrassed Washington Post editors were left scrambling yesterday after a story was accidentally published that declared Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden’s presidential candidacy. Joe Biden is either running for president, or he’s really enjoying all that attention, since nobody would really care what he was doing, so why not milk the hell out of it for all it’s worth. As Disingenuous DemocRATS begin their coordinated Campaign of Obfuscation, Hillary’s getting ready to lie her ass off at Trey Gowdy’s Benghazi hearings on Thursday. Senate DemocRATS blocked a Republican-backed bill that would crack down on so-called sanctuary cities by threatening to withhold funds to local governments that don’t cooperate with federal immigration officials, and Black Lives Don’t Mean Crap is demanding DemocRATS hold a Presidential Debate devoted solely to them.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD went to Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry, who told reporters that Israel has a right to defend itself, but discouraged against “self-help” responses to random stabbing attacks from Palestinians.
IN COLUMBUS, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Monday night, Ohio’s DemocRAT Senate candidates Ted Strickland and P.G. Sitt-n-Spin made a rare appearance together at a Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party fundraiser. After telling the audience why he’s best for our state, Strickland “drew murmurs from the crowd” when he explained that he had to leave soon so he could fly to Miami, New York, Boston and Washington” to collect national and special interest money to try to win the Ohio Senate seat. P.G. Sitt-in-Spin also addressed entitlement politics, saying “we rejected wait-your-turn politics. We are running for all of the people whose turn never seems to come. That’s why we’re in this race.” Ted Strickland continues to refuse to participate in a primary debate, despite a Super PAC supporting Sitt-n-Spin having raised $370,000 in two weeks and running a TV ad requesting Strickland to participate as part of the democratic process during the CNN debate last week.
DITZY DEMOCRAT SUSPENDED JUVIE JUDGE TRACI HUNTER is now scheduled to stand trial again on January 19. Judge Patrick Dinkelacker said he is not likely to grant any more delays from Traci’s new lawyers Louis Sirkin and Jennifer Branch. Pete Rose wonders if it’s OK to bet on something like that.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN (remembering happier times as a Reds fan in Cincinnati) says on this date in 1975, Boston Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk hit a homer off the left-field pole to beat the Cincinnati Reds in the sixth game of the World Series, that all the elite Eastern Liberals still call “The Greatest Baseball Game in History.” Typical Reds Fan Farley Fairweather says, “So what? In Game Seven, starting pitcher Bill Lee threw a slow looping curve which he called a “Leephus pitch” or “space ball” to Reds first baseman Tony Perez who hit the ball over the Green Monster and across the street and the Reds won the game and the series.
THE MUCKRAKER says the Muck will still be flying during the next 13 days until the 2015 Elections. But The Whistleblower has been cataloguing political lies ever since the 1991 Campaign, and Whistleblower 2015 Fall Interns Josie, Zach, Bryan, and Mitchell say 24 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, in Issue # 73 published on October 22, 1991 Another Exclusive Whistleblower Report featured “The biggest lies of Campaign ’91.” You can see that entire edition HERE.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says would you look at all the people who are supposed to be showing up for a NoKY Salute to Matt Bevin Candidate for Governor with Special Guest Congressman Thomas Massie at the home of Greg and Katie Shumate at 2030 Edenderry Drive in Fort Mitchell on Friday night, October 23. The CamBoozler hear Greg had a pretty big house, but he didn’t know it was that big.
FINALLY, AT YESTEDRAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane which one of these 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates does Revered Former Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen support. The Blower knows.
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