SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says It’s the elephant in the room that was never mentioned Tuesday night at the first debate of the DemocRAT presidential hopefuls. More voters than ever are convinced that the incident in Benghazi, Libya in 2012 when the U.S. ambassador and three other U.S. Embassy employees were killed while Hillary Clinton was secretary of State will hurt her bid for the White House. But Clinton sailed through the CNN-hosted debate unchallenged, unscathed and unrepentant. Her poll numbers didn’t improve after the debate, but she still holds a two-to-one lead over her closest rival, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders. Most DemocRATS predicted beforehand that Clinton would win Tuesday night. [READ MORE HERE]
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s: “Now that the dust has settled from the Democratic debate, it looks like Hillary Clinton is going to remain the Democratic front-runner. And believe it or not over on the Republican side, Donald Trump is still in the lead. And now Trump is saying that he should be given Secret Service protection. As opposed to his current security: having Gary Busey follow him around with some nun chucks.” Jimmy Kimmel said, “DemocRAT presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was on ‘Elle’ today. A lot of people, myself included, said Bernie Sanders doesn’t have the style or the charisma to be president. But he came out dancing on ‘Ellen.’ I think we owe him an apology.” And Seth Meyers said, ‘Donald Trump is reportedly threatening to pull out of the next GOP debate unless CNBC reinstates opening and closing statements. And Lincoln Chafee is threatening to pull out of the next Democratic debate if there are going to be questions.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN SAYS on this day in 1867, the U.S. formally took possession of Alaska after purchasing the territory from Russia for $7.2 million, and this week, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s surgically enhanced daughter Bristol was voted off “Dancing with the Stars.”
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Sarah Palin’s “Do you know what they say the difference is between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #295 is to quote P. J. O’Rourke: “The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.”
JOHN GALT says, “The symbol of all relationships among such men, the moral symbol of respect for human beings, is the trade…A trader is a man who earns what he gets and does not give or take the undeserved.”.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “Illegal Briefs” last week, Scandal reared its ugly head in Patronage County last week. Remember when Genius Maddchild was bludgeoned to death last year when he tried to dislodge Commissioner Swindle’s sticky fingers from the public coffers? This op-ed column first appeared in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols on July 20, 1983.
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: It’s getting closer to Election Day, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Trolley Folly Update
The streetcar project stumbles on
With the cost forever rising.
Understanding how council thinks
That fact is not surprising.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER wants to know how many former Reds were/are in the baseball playoffs.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says Wall Street Stocks rose for the third week in a row as the first batch of third-quarter results were broadly well-received by investors. For the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the Nasdaq Composite, it is the longest streak of weekly gains since February.Helping to boost stocks this week were surprising signs of strength in some corporate earnings reports as well as increased doubts that the Federal Reserve will raise interest rates in 2015.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio was quick to connect policies embraced during the recent DemocRAT debate to broad promises of more government giveaways. “It was basically a liberal-versus-liberal debate about who was going to give away the most free stuff,” Rubio told Fox News. “Free college education, free college education for people illegally in this country, free health care, free everything.”
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS (especially Black Voters), RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster what he thought about all those so-called “Demands” that Insane8 Black Student group at the University of Cincinnati UC was making.
Kane suggested that UC should conduct holistic profiles including extensive background checks, mental evaluations, and accounts of past misbehaviors of all those Black Student Racial Racketeers on Campus who are trying to grab their unfair share of UC’s Big DuBose Payoff, if they haven’t already done so.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (OCTOBER 19) we’ll be celebrating Lawyer Hunting Season in both Ohio and Kentucky while we’re continuing to count down the 458 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (OCTOBER 20) we’ll still be counting down the days until John Boehner is supposed to quit Congress, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably have a few suggestions about his possible replacements.
WEDNESDAY, (OCTOBER 21) we’ll be looking into that “School Tax Scam” in the Northwest Local School District if some of our local snitches could give us a little bit more information.
THURSDAY (OCTOBER 22) we’ll be counting the lies in Hillary’s testimony before a House committee about the deadly attack on the U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya, three years ago.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (OCTOBER 23) LIMERICK IS: “When Clown-cil gives ‘Baltimore Harry’ a big raise.”
AND SATURDAY (OCTOBER 24) is Make a Difference Day,” a day we never forget. Which is slightly different from Hillary’s “What Difference Does It Make Anyway Day.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially “Baltimore Harry” Black, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives shows us the Cincinnati City Mangler’s recent pay raise.
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Whistleblower Video of the Week
Congressman Trey Gowdy (Trump’s choice for Attorney General if elected President) turned the tables on the media and asked them questions about Benghazi. The silence was deafening. It’s the best video clip we’ve seen in months. The Media should be embarrassed by Congressman Trey Gowdy ‘s questions. The burden falls on the media who have not done anything to investigate these crimes. After viewing this 3.5 minute video, we urge you to forward it to your friends.
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