FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2015

At This Afternoon’s Meeting Of The Conservative Agenda…

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was reminding the group of political insiders not to forget tomorrow is Sweetest Day.

Hurley the Historian said everybody should’ve remembered, because it’s always celebrated on the third Saturday in October.

Our Quote for Today Committee said we should’ve remembered Ogden Nash’s “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

Boss’ Day, on the other hand, is a non-religious holiday celebrated on October 16. Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis asked would it be great if Sweetest Day and Boss’ Day fell on the same day, especially if your boss is gay?

Our Good Friend Bobby Leach wanted to give that special someone a “Pearl Necklace,” if you know what we mean. [CHECK IT OUT HERE] Bobby also says for most guys he knows, having sex on Sweetest Day is a great way to celebrate. Unless they’re watching football.

And Kane said whatever you do, don’t remind them about that time Edgar Watson Howe said, “A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.” That’s when the fight started.

Kane also remembered that one time in 2010 when over at Channel 19, ‘Trish the Dish’ got Sweetest Day mixed up with Bosses Day and The Blower had to publish had a ‘Sweetest Bosses Day’ E-dition.

Finally, Whistleblower Gossip Columnist says maybe sometime we could have a special day for people who have sex with their bosses. Linda says she’d really like to work on that. Remember “Boinking Becky” Collins, who used to work in Disgraced Former Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen’s Office?