Saturday, October 17, 2015

Happy Sweetest Day, Everybody!

And Hurley the Historian says everybody should’ve remembered because it’s always celebrated on the third Saturday in October. Our Quote for Today Committee says we should’ve remembered Ogden Nash’s “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” Boss’ Day, on the other hand, was yesterday. That non-religious holiday was celebrated on October 16. Alternate Life-style Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say it would be great if Sweetest Day and Boss’ Day fell on the same day, especially if your boss is gay?

CHECKING THE COUNTER at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower Web Page, we only have 13 more days until John Boehner’s promised last day in Congress.

Also, there are only 17 more days until the 2015 Elections on November 3; 388 more days until the 2016 Elections next November 8; and 461 more Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

And the next 2016 Republican Debate is scheduled on October 28 in Boulder, Colorado, and the next DemocRAT “Fake Debate is scheduled on November 14 in Des Moines, Iowa. Maybe Joe Biden will be in that one.

More Sweetest Day Surprises

GEEZER ALERT: Social Security Recipients won’t get a cost-of-living increase in 2016, just like in 2010 and 2011.

OBAMA’S GOLF TRIPS AND FUNDRAISERS in February and March cost over-taxed payers a mere $4,436,245.50 In Travel Expenses Alone. To date, the Secret Service has not provided requested information, as required by FOIA, regarding security costs.

TODAY’S LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister, the ironically named Josh Earnest, who said Republicans who want to de-fund the Planned Parenthood abortion business are “fundamentally dishonest.” In fact, Josh Earnest did so twice in two sentences during remarks in his press event.

IN COLUMBUS, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to USAToday, John Kasich’s fundraising trails most GOP presidential rivals

OVER AT CITIZENS FOR COMMUNITY VALUES, Phil Burr-Ass says the CCV Action PAC is pleased to join with Cincinnati Right to Life PAC in endorsing the following candidates in the 2015 General election:

• The Honorable Josh Berkowitz, Judge of Hamilton County Municipal Court
• The Honorable Curt Kissinger, Judge of Hamilton County Municipal Court
• “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, Anderson Township Trustee
• Triffon Callos, Green Township Trustee
• Tony Rosiello, Green Township Trustee
• Kyle Hufford, Springfield Township Trustee

IN ANDERSON, Amused Andersonians are wondering when folks from the Park Board will remove all their “Parks Yes” signs, after they pulled their Land Scam Tax Levy that everybody knew was going down in flames after last week’s Editorial in The Blower.

AT WEDNESDAY NIGHT’S GREEN TOWNSHIP CANDIDATES NIGHT catered by Buddy LaRosa, pundits asked why 72-year-old DemocRAT Undertaker Pete Rebold was running as an “Independent” candidate for Township Trustee. As they say in the funeral business: “You can’t put a good man into the ground.” Pete was unavailable for comment.

MUNICIPAL JUDGE JOSH BERKOWITZ delivered a spellbinding presentation Thursday at the Lawyers Club meeting at the Montgomery Inn Boathouse. He recounted his salacious experiences as prosecutor for the infamous Julie Hautzenroeder sex scandal involving this teacher and her teen-aged students. It got a real “rise” out of the audience, if you know what we mean.

IN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Feckless Fishwrappers endorsed Disingenuous DemocRAT Jack Conway for Governor, and amazingly, the idiotorial doesn’t even mention Matt Bevin’s support for Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis in The Fishwrap’s Same Sex Sodomy Issue.

FINALLY, AT THIS MORNING’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about all those so-called “Demands” that Insane8 Black Student group at the University of Cincinnati UC was making.

Kane suggested that UC should conduct holistic profiles including extensive background checks, mental evaluations, and accounts of past misbehaviors of all those Black Student Racial Racketeers on Campus who are trying to grab their unfair share of UC’s Big DuBose Payoff, if they haven’t already done so.