THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2015

But The Problem Is, Nobody Seems To Be Surprised…

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if Feminine Fishwrapper Sharon Coolidge was really auditioning to submit satirical columns to The Blower after they’d all read Sharon’s story (“Black’s raise more than mayor planned) about that ridiculous raise our Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley and his Nine Fine Clowns had just given Cincinnati City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black.

Let’s see if we can follow what Sharon reported: Some Clown-cil members were against it before they were for it. Others were for it before they were against. Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback thought Black should give the whole raise back. And, in the end, Black got a larger raise than the mayor had intended.

“Baltimore Harry’s” Affirmative Action Contract calls for him to get a “performance review,” only Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley and his Nine Fine Clowns forgot to set up a Review Committee.

During the more-than-one-hour discussion on the subject, Stupid Street Car Flip Flopper Kevin Flynn said, “Shame on us for never having set up a city manager review committee,” and Clown-cil approved a raise without a review because everybody was really sure “Baltimore Harry” was doing a great job because Mayor Cranley assured them he was doing a great job and he didn’t need no steekin’ review committee, anyway.

The Blower’s surprised we haven’t already seen “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman threaten to sue the City to force “Baltimore Harry” to return his unwarranted raise, like our COAST Spokesman and Part-time State Rep-tile recently did with the Park Board. COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney says “We could really use the business.”

And sometime before our Nine Fine Clowns try to get themselves re-elected, somebody in the media needs to set establish “performance reviews” for our Nine Fine Clowns.

More From Cincinnati’s “Sanctuary For Stupidity” Later