TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2015
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Yesterday on Columbus Day we learned that Christopher Columbus was a DemocRAT. He took off not knowing where he was going. When he got there he didn’t know where he was. When he got back he didn’t know where he’d been. And he did it all using someone else’s money. —Hurley the Historian
Maybe Columbus’ problem was that he would never stop and ask for directions. —Mrs. Hurley
Will The Blower be counting the number of times I don’t exactly tell the whole truth at CNN’s DemocRAT Presidential Debate tonight? —Hillary
Maybe that’s why we chose Hillary’s “At this point what difference does it make.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
By the way, Hillary is an enabler and I still have some secret tapes on Bill. —Slick Willie’s Former Mistress Jennifer Flowers
Our usual mundane political stories about polls and fundraising have now been replaced by our even more meaningless endorsements. —Ohio Newspapers
How else would we ever know which candidates to vote for? —All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press
We can hardly believe there are now only 21 more days till the November 3 Elections. —Campaign Count-downers at the Conservative Agenda
How much money do you think the FREE Marijuana people will be spending on commercials this month? —Local Greedy TV Ad Salesmen
Last week the Washington Free Beacon did me a real favor when they reminded everybody about that time I proudly proclaimed being called a “tool” was a good thing. —Deranged DemocRAT U.S. Senate Wannabe PG Sitt-n-Spin
Do you think Kasich will be sending out a press release comparing the size of his crowd with Donald Trump’s at yesterday’s No Labels Problem Solver Convention in New Hampshire? —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
Will John Kasich get more support from Conservative Voters in Ohio that I will? —Rob “Fighting for Same-Sex” Sodomy Portman
Please don’t ask how much money I’ve raised. —Desperate DemocRAT Former Ohio Gay-vernor Strickland
Please don’t ask who we support for Boehner’s replacement. —Ohio Congressmen Steve Chabothead and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup
It’s hard to believe the nearly total lack of interest in that League of Women Vipers so-called Candidates Forum scheduled for tomorrow night at the Anderson Center. —Anderson TEA Party Trustee Andy Pappas
Doomed DemocRATS say an “uninformed public” is to blame for their problems heading into November’s elections. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Do you think many people at my Town Hall Meeting in Northern Kentucky tomorrow night will be congratulating me for helping get rid of John Boehner as Speaker of the House? —Kentucky TEA Party Congressman Thomas Massie
The financial debacle that caused the closure of Kentucky Health Cooperative was a direct result of ObamaCare, which Governor Beshear was too quick to embrace. Even though it is a disaster for Kentucky over-taxed taxed payers, Jack Conway still says he would have been proud to vote for ObamaCare. —Republican Gubernatorial Candidate Matt Bevin
Has everybody received his invitation to my Halloween Party this year? —Miss Vicki
Why do you think there are so many blonde news bimbos on Fox News? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News
Yeah, why is that? —TV 5’s Sheree Paolello
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It’s the Steel: Bill Whittle’s Solution to Gun Control
Published on Oct 9, 2015: In the aftermath of more mass shootings, Bill Whittle tackles gun control, rebutting progressives call for stricter measures.
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