WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7, 2015
Proving There’s No Tool Like An Old Tool
Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says the Washington Free Beacon didn’t do PG Sitt-n-Spin any favors this morning when Morgan Chalfant ridiculed our Deranged DemocRAT U.S. Senate Wannabe, reminding everybody about that time our Cincinnati Clown-cilman proudly proclaimed being called a “Tool” is a Good Thing. No Kidding!
“It’s … probable that you will be called a ‘tool.’ You may even be dubbed a ‘massive tool,’ or, for the truly elect, a ‘power tool,’” Sittenfeld, then a junior, advised incoming freshmen.
“To be a tool at Princeton most often means that you’re a participant in student government, are an uber-preppy dresser and are going to make a ton of money after college. All of which suggests you’re doing alright for yourself.”
The English major directed the “sweet, naïve” freshmen to thank individuals who dubbed them with the slang word.
“The next time someone points out your toolishness, no need to lose your temper. Instead, just smile, say thank you and go change into an even brighter pastel polo shirt,” Sittenfeld wrote.
But The Whistleblower Lexicon defines a “tool” as a person who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem, not unlike the rest of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
No wonder when Sitt-n-Spin announced he would run for Senate, the National Republican Senatorial Committee said his entry in the race proved that the DemocRAT Party had hit “rock bottom.” “Clearly, national DemocRATS have hit rock bottom if they are hitching their electoral hopes in Ohio to an overly ambitious 30-year-old city councilman whose Senate candidacy is nothing more than a disingenuous attempt to get closer to his ‘hero’ President Obama and his reckless policies,” Andrew Bozek, the committee’s communications director, said.
