Tuesday, OCTOBER 6, 2015
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Even though Ohio appealed a Federal Judge’s order to the U.S. Supreme Court last year, we’re glad to see The Blower was still counting down the days, hours, and minutes until voting officially begins this morning at the Hamilton County Board of Elections. —Early DemocRAT Voter Frauders
Ohio was even appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, but we’ll still be telling the same lies 24/7 during the only 28 more days until the 2014 Midterm Elections. —Finney’s Fibbers
Not only was I using Liz Rogers’ Failed Mahogany’s Restaurant to campaign for Black DemocRAT votes in my Ohio Senate Campaign in a Black District last year, but I was also pulling out all the stops pandering for votes from Loony Libertarians who believe smoking marijuana shouldn’t be a crime. —The Windbag
A new tenant would be in the Mahogany’s location by spring. It will do it without any handout from the Cincinnati clown-sale. This new tenant would have a business plan that works. Go Figure!!! —Troubled Over-taxed Payer Tino Delgato
When Kneepad Liberals in the Press run a front-page story about “Homeless Gays,” we call it a “Twofer.” —The Liberal Agenda
If it’s Politically Correct, you must not object. —Feckless Fishwrappers
Last year at the Hamilton County Courthouse, we were all watching Judge Nick Nadel’s courtroom to see if Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter took the stand in her own behalf during her trial on all those felonies. —CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street
Maybe we should’ve still been broadcasting live. —Court TV
Just once, I’d like to tell a defendant: “Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November, and you, too. —Steve “Wild and Crazy Judge” Steve Martin
You can’t believe the almost total lack of interest in that League of Women Vipers Candidates Forum last year between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center, especially if Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn banned the Pledge of Allegiance, as has been reported at other Politically Correct LWV Debates across the country. —Anderson TEA Party Trustee Andy Pappas
Even if I didn’t have time to debate my un-Deserving DemocRAT opponent last year, he could’ve always debated himself, since he got 3% of the vote as a Republican in 2012 in the Second District when he ran against “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup. —Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead
Speaking of Bad Hair, was I now a “Good DemocRAT?” —Deceased DemocRAT Former Congressman Jim Traficant, who was expelled after being convicted and served time in prison for taking bribes, filing false tax returns, racketeering, and forcing his aides to perform chores at his farm in Ohio and houseboat in Washington, D.C.]
Imagine that poor deranged woman in Indian Hill who was suing us just because she claimed we didn’t tell her she’d be moving next door to a convicted criminal. —Sibcy Cline
Imagine what my neighbors were saying about me those days after they learned my Law Firm stiffed those lawyers in Louisville for $122,000. —Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley
Imagine that—my neighbors have always been glad they moved in to their homes in Anderson just to be near me. —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
Did Home buyers flocking to Anderson last year when Voters passed our $103 million building bond issue on the November ballot that would increase everybody’s property taxes by hundreds and thousands of dollars. —The Forrest Gump School District
Who was the biggest “Big Name” not to show up at our boring Candidates Night tomorrow? —Anderson Township Republican Club
Not to worry, we always get all the information we need about who’s running on that digital sign in front of Cleaner Concepts on Beechmont Avenue. —Advised Andersonians
For some reason we never saw a disclaimer on that digital sign on Beechmont Avenue. — Ohio Elections Commission
The Blower can now add The 2015 Cincinnati Reds to its list of predictions that came true. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball
Was Clermont County the only place Republicans took my name off their sample ballot last year? —Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor
Last year, our Feckless Fishwrappers really outdid themselves celebrating the Jewish New Year by giving all that publicity to some Silly Anti-Semite NoKY Senate Candidate nobody ever heard of who stood on a street corner in Florence with his “With Jews We Lose” sign. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
Do you think he heard how easy it would be to get his picture in The Blower waving signs? —Loony Libertarian Jim Berns
Didn’t that stupid “Schmuck” realize how few Jews actually live in Northern Kentucky, anyway? —Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson, who used to make Jews feel welcome at the Annual Graydon Head Christmas Party
If that Honky in Northern Kentucky really wants a lot of media coverage, he could always start a race riot standing on a street corner in Avondale holding a “Niggers Go Home” sign. —Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston
Why didn’t we see any local coverage of Racebaiter #1 Al Sharpton’s appearance as the keynote speaker at The Council on American-Islamic Relations’s 20th anniversary banquet last year, since CAIR’s Board Chairwoman only lives in Erlanger? NewsBusters said Sharpton, who is Obama’s “go-to man on race,” and who claimed to be helping the White House pick outgoing Attorney General Eric Holder’s successor, would be the guest of honor of the group, which was listed as a co-conspirator in a criminal case against an Islamic charity that raised millions for Hamas. —Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya
How did you like the way we compared Islamophobia and the Civil Rights Movement in CAIR’s 20th Anniversary video? —Islamists for Peace
According to a new report, Mitch McConnell got more campaign contributions from billionaires than any other Republican in the country. Mitch was relying on those billionaire bullies to help him buy his reelection. Send us your $5 today. —Dumbed Down DemocRATS for Alison
With the FINAL end of quarter deadline last week, your support would’ve literally been the difference between a win and a loss in November.—Alison’s Gullible Grandmother
I’ve known Alison for a long time. In fact, here’s a photo from when we first met back in high school. Please send $5 today. —Alison’s Henpecked Husband
I just wanted to send you one last quick note before last year’s midnight deadline. Contribute $5 or more now – if we could’ve raised $75,000 by midnight, your donation would’ve been matched dollar for dollar. —Alison’s iPhone
That was the last day of Alison’s special matching program, but you had to contribute $5 or more now before the deadline to have your donation really count.—Kentucky Governor Steve BeSheared
Mitch McConnell and his Billionaire Buddies were spending $40 million to defeat us. Why didn’t you send us your $5? —Alison for Kentucky
We had fewer than 24 hours until FINAL “End of the Quarter” Deadline. We needed you to send us your $5 donation so we could start our October Deadline Fundraising. —Alison Wondergams Grimes Senate Campaign
The DemocRAT National Committee’s Donna Brazile was calling for scrapping the U.S. Constitution to “Save America” from Conservatives. —Liberals Say the Stupidest Things Award Committee
Did everybody see our interview on Sunday night a year ago when Obama finally admitted he got it wrong on ISIS. —CBS 60 Minutes
It’s still too early to know if that Oklahoma Beheading was “Terrorism” or just another case of “workplace violence” allegedly by a Fanatical Jihadist just because he was shouting Islamic phrases as he beheaded a woman who refused to convert to Islam, since we don’t want to violate his Constitutional rights by rushing to judgment, just like the due process we’re still giving the Ft. Hood shooter, along with his salary and military pension. —Obama’s Spin Doctors at the White House
Obama says America is better off since he took office, people just don’t feel it yet. — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press
On this day in 1996, Deviant DemocRAT President Bill Clinton faced his Republican challenger, Senator Bob Dole from Kansas, in their first debate of that year’s presidential campaign. One of the things Bob forgot to mention was all those blow jobs our Pants-Dropper-in-Chief was getting in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky at the time. —Hurley the Historian
That’s why we chose Slick Willie’s big lie: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…” —Your Quote for the Day Committee
Please explain one more time why Early Voting doesn’t begin in Kentucky today? —“Trish the Dish” on Channel 19 News
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially DemocRAT Early Vote Frauders!
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