SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2015

More Politics Unusual

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says there’ve been some big surprises here and abroad in recent days, with John Boehner resigning as speaker of the House and Russia pitching in to defeat the radical Islamic group ISIS in Syria. Or is that what Vladimir Putin really has in mind? After he and President Obama gave dueling speeches about Syria on Monday at the United Nations, Putin threw Russia’s military might into that country’s ongoing civil war to help his ally, embattled Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, and to fight ISIS. Obama doesn’t welcome the help since he wants to get rid of Assad in addition to defeating ISIS.  [READ MORE HERE]

OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s: “Much to the dismay of many Republicans, a new report said Donald Trump is still leading in the polls, and one voter was quoted as saying, “Unfortunately, I’m leaning toward Trump.” Even worse, that voter was Jeb Bush.”Conan O’Brien said, “A word association poll found the words most associated with Donald Trump are idiot, jerk, stupid, and dumb. In other words, he really could be our next president. He’s got everything it takes.” James Corden said: “Ben Carson has made a lot of controversial statements. He’s said prison turns people gay and that Obamacare is the worst thing to happen to our country since slavery. And that was just to his waitress at breakfast.” Seth Meyers said: “New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has declared a state of emergency in preparation for Hurricane Joaquin. And Donald Trump declared a state of emergency as soon as he heard the name Joaquin.” And Stephen Colbert said: “Today is the day all candidates have to report to the Federal Election Commission how much money they’ve received in the past three months. The big news is that Vermont senator and rooftop beekeeper Bernie Sanders took in a whopping $26 million. That’s more than twice as much money as Jeb Bush pulled in, even though this summer I gave Jeb Bush $3.”

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1927, sculpting began on the face of Mount Rushmore in the Black Hills National Forest of South Dakota.

MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Mitch Wilkinson’s National Book of Secrets: “A man has only one lifetime, but history can remember you forever.

LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #276 is to quote Thomas Sowell: “Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.”

JOHN GALT says, “The symbol of all relationships among such men, the moral symbol of respect for human beings, is the trade…A trader is a man who earns what he gets and does not give or take the undeserved.”.”

IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “DemocRAT Voter Fraud Delayed” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about how there was no more “Golden Week” for Dumbed Down DemocRATS,” after Ohio appealed a Liberal Doofus Federal Judge’s order in Columbus to the U.S. Supreme Court, and SOTUS returned the start of Early Voting in Ohio to the date provided by the duly elected General Assembly. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.

NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES, since Congress doesn’t seem to be accomplishing anything since last year’s Government Shutdown.

           Congressional Criminals
           Congress is composed of silly fools
           But let me tell you, Honey.
           The one thing they’re expert at
           Is taking all your money.

MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says we want to hear more about the Roseburg Beacon publisher David Jaques, who says Obama is not welcome in his City after his comments politicizing the shooting death of nine people at Umpaqua Community College, saying Obama and his ilk are using the tragedy in Oregon to attack the Second Amendment. His argument is completely illogical but people are so desperate to stop these horrific murders that they will buy into it without truly thinking about the impossible logic of eliminating every gun and the illegal gun trade. They won’t consider that the gun grabbers will go after knives next as former NYC mayor Mike Bloomberg did during his reign.

WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says when the forecast displays caution, the market [major indices] is expected to generally meander possibly in a sideways motion decline and advancing with mixed sentiment. Periods of advances and declines are expected but the indices overall will trend in a range dictated by events surrounding market sentiment.

THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and In Saturday’s “Bi-Partisan Bulletin,” the Official DemocRAT National Convention Schedule for next July 25 when Disingenuous DemocRATS will choose their party’s nominees for President of the United States and Vice President of the United States in the 2016 National Election, FREE Stuff was an important part of the agenda. 

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS (especially Black Voters), RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about next week’s election in the House of Representatives for Speaker of the House when the GOP Elites are desperately lobbying, bullying, and twisting arms, at this very moment, to place John Boehner and Barack Obama’s hand-picked replacement, Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy — a man with a pathetic and meager Conservative Review rating of 45% — into the position. “The most interesting thing,” Kane explained, “will be watching to see how local Republican Congressmen like Chabot, Wenstrup, and Massie vote. Those votes will speak volumes about their character.”

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.

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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

MONDAY (OCTOBER 5) The Blower will getting ready for Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud beginning on Tuesday while we’re continuing to count down the 472 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

TUESDAY (OCTOBER 6) we’ll still be reporting on all the Stupid Questions we received last week on “Ask a Stupid Day, our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be asking a few of their own.

WEDNESDAY, (OCTOBER 7) we’ll be surely be celebrating “Seafood Month” by finding out if Red Lobster really means it when they offer all the shrimp you can eat. 

THURSDAY (OCTOBER 8) we’ll be watching to see how our local Republican Congressmen vote for Speaker of the House.

THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (OCTOBER 9) LIMERICK IS: “When the media takes a News Poll.”

AND SATURDAY (OCTOBER 10) we’ll be wondering how we could ever find a way to celebrate National Sarcasm Month.

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Derided DemocRAT Party Chairman David Pepper whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.

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