Tuesday, September 22, 2015

At Least Some TEA Party Patriots Got To Ask A Few Questions 

Why weren’t there many people or members of the news media at Ohio Second District Republican Podiatrist/ Congressman/ Lieutenant Colonel “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup’s Town Hall Meeting at the Anderson Monday night? Probably because the cameramen were already setting up for 2016 Presidential Candidate Ben Carson’s SRO Rally at the Sharonville Convention Center Tuesday morning.

It’s a good thing Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas’ TEA Party Patriots showed up at the hastily called not-very-well-promoted Anderson Republican Party Event. Those Rabble Rousing Republican TEA Partiers had been pounding on “Bronze Star” to have a Town Hall Meeting to explain why he’s sold out to House Speaker John Boehner, so he finally relented Monday night and filibustered the first thirty minutes of his scheduled Town Hall Meeting.

About Boehner’s Failed Leadership, Wenstrup explained the Speaker of the House did not have to be a member of Congress. The Blower thinks Donald Trump could handle that job today and run for president at the same time. Wenstrup also agreed with The Blower about the importance of the 2016 Presidential Elections, saying we all needed to work hard to elect the “Republican Nominee.”

Wenstrup also answering a lot of other questions before they had a chance to be asked.

I do not get a different healthcare, I am on ObamaCare

My staff does not get a different healthcare, they are on Obamacare.

I do not have a special pension system, I pay into Social Security

I do not get my salary for the rest of my life.

My kids do not get their student loans forgiven.

Wenstrup’s monologue also packaged politically incorrect comments about Defunding Planned Parenthood, Illegal Immigrants working in Mexican Restaurants, Murdering Muslims, Impeaching Obama, Indicting Hillary, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Global Warming, G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Changing the name of the Anderson Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

When TEA Partiers finally got to ask questions, they gave their own long-winded speeches. Those folks really love to hear themselves talk.

When Charles Foster Kane finally got to ask Wenstrup a question, our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher tossed him this softball: by which of his three professional titles (Doctor/ Congressman/ Colonel) did he prefer being addressed. “These days being called ‘Dad’ sounds pretty good,” Wenstrup said. Ken Broo should’ve been there to call the play-by-play, Wenstrup hit that one out of the park so far it probably still hasn’t come down.

Monday’s meeting was so short because “Congressman Dad” had to skedaddle back to Washington and camp out for Wednesday’s speech by the Pope in Congress in that aisle seat his predecessor “Mean Jean” Schmidt had eternally earmarked for just such occasions.