Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Happy Voter Registration Day, Everybody!

Hurley the Historian says in 2008, six million Americans didn’t vote because they missed a registration deadline or didn’t know how to register. In 2015, we want to make sure no one is left out. So today, as volunteers, celebrities, and organizations from all over the country are “hitting the streets” on National Voter Registration Day, The Blower, as the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, is asking all our persons of consequence to do a couple of things.

First, take a moment to check over your own voter registration here.  You can’t vote if you’re not registered.

Second, use the same voter registration here link to find out if your friends are registered to vote. Type in your friend’s First Name, Last Name, County, and hit “Search.”  It doesn’t get any easier than that.

 Third, if your friend is a Republican, make sure you tell him to register at his local Board of Elections.

Fourth, if you even suspect your friend could in any way possibly be a DemocRAT, DO NOT TELL HIM TO REGISTER TO VOTE.  The son of a bitch is obviously irresponsible and he’s patently too freaking stupid to be allowed anywhere near a voting booth.

This is your Official “National Voter Registration Day” Notice.
Any other “National Voter Registration Day you may see anywhere else is obviously fake.