Official “Yom Kippur” E-dition

HEADER-YOMjpg WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2014

And A Lot of People Need to Atone This Year

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Yom Kippur began last night at sundown and today is the most holy day of the year in the Jewish religion. It’s the time each year Jews are supposed to fast for an entire day and ask God to forgive them for all their transgressions during the previous year, especially all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House Twice, And Get All Of Their Information From Our Obama Supporters in the Press.

image014BARACK OBAMA, WARRIOR PRESIDENT, who’s already ruined the country and will still have 485 more days remaining in office unless he’s impeached, will never atone.

image014image007HILLARY CLINTON, who’s still covering up her role in the murder of Ambassador Christopher Stevens, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith and Ty Woods in Benghazi, still hasn’t atoned.

image014MUSLIM SYMPATHIZER AWAN AFUQYA, who says the biggest difference between Muslims and Jews is that if Jews don’t like something you said about them, they probably won’t behead you, still hasn’t atoned.

image014HURLEY THE HISTORIAN, who says on this date in 1875, 15-year-old Billy the Kid was arrested for the first time after stealing a basket of laundry, still hasn’t atoned.

image014image010SO-CALLED REPUBLICAN LEADERS IN CONGRESS LIKE HOUSE SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER AND SENILE SENATOR BITCH MCCONNELL, who can’t stop caving in to Obama, still haven’t atoned.

image014CONGRESSMAN “BRONZE STAR BRAD” WENSTRUP, who wouldn’t tell the TEA Party Patriots how he really feels about John Boehner, still hasn’t atoned.

image014OHIO REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR KASICH who’s running at a robust 2% in the PPP Presidential Poll in Iowa, still hasn’t atoned.

image014CLERMONT COUNTY COMMISSIONER DAVE UIBLE, whose Clermont County Republican Central Committee removed Republican Governor John Kasich’s name from their sample ballot last year, still hasn’t atoned.

image014image011THE ENTIRE CINCINNATI REDS ORGANIZATION, who lost so many games this year and should really think about instituting batting practice in 2016, still haven’t felt it necessary to atone.FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS, who continue to try to sell us the stupid idea that It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made America great, it’s our “Diversity,” still haven’t atoned.   

image014ROB “FIGHTING FOR FAGELLAS” PORTMAN, who won’t be getting much Conservative support in his re-election campaign because he came out in support of gay marriage, wishes he could find some way to atone.

image014HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP, who guaranteed Cincinnati would have a Disingenuous DemocRAT Mayor for the next eight years by not even putting up a candidate in 2013, still hasn’t atoned.

image014image013DIMINUTIVE DEMOCRAT JOHN CRANLEY AND EXTREMELY LIBERAL DEMOCRAT FOXY ROXYQUALLS, who don’t appear the least bit embarrassed to endorse Hillary Clinton for president in 2016, still haven’t atoned. 

image014THE SOUL FOOD SIX (Clown-sale Members Wendell Young, Charlie Winburn, rich heiress boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’, and Cecil Thomas), who voted to piss away $1 Million of over-taxed payers’ money on Deadbeat Liz Rogers’ failed Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks, still haven’t atoned.

image014THE STUPID STEETCAR SIX (Clown- sale Members Flynn Flam,” image015Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann), who foolishly believed Dainty DemocRAT Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly would be up and running before they had to face the voters again now that they have four-year terms, still haven’t atoned.

image014 JEFFREY BLACKWELL, whose failure as Cincinnati’s Affirmative Action Police Chief got his ass fired, still hasn’t atoned.

image014FIRED CINCINNATI CITY MANGLER MILTON DOUGH BOY HONEY, who selected Jeffrey Blackwell as a parting gift to the city that was going to get rid of him, still hasn’t atoned.

image014image016HAMILTON COUNTY PROSECUTOR “JAYWALKING JOE” DETERS, who still delights in hounding poor Black Women like DemocRAT Vote Frauder Melowese Richardson and Ditzy Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter into prison, still hasn’t atoned.

image014 JUDGE PATRICK DINKELACKER, who doesn’t think it’s necessary to recuse himself from Ditzy DemocRAT Judge Traci Hunter’s Felony Trial and all that great publicity, still hasn’t atoned.

image014AVARICIOUS ATTORNEY CHRIS FINNEY, who tried to put the Ohio Elections Commission out of business after Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling awarding politicians the “Right to Lie” during political image019campaigns, after Finney churned all those billable hours dragging “Mean Jean” Schmidt in front of that same Ohio Elections Commission, still hasn’t atoned.   

image014DISBARRED GREEDY HEARSE-CHASING, DISGRACED DEMOCRAT, CLINTON-LOVING, FEN-PHEN SCANDAL PLAGUED, NOT-YET-INDICTED TRIAL ATTORNEY $TAN CHE$LEY, who used to pass out his business cards when he ushered at Plum Street Temple on Rosh Hashanah and You Kippur, still hasn’t atoned.

image014FOREST HILLS URINAL EDITOR RICHARD MALONEY, who’s moving his editorial offices from Loveland to West Chester so reporters image021will be even further from the stories in Anderson Township they’re supposed to be covering, still hasn’t atoned.

image014THE LEAGUE OF WOMEN VIPERS, who never signed the Whistleblower Pledge to allow the audience to say the Pledge of Allegiance when Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn gave her opening remarks last year at the Campaign Forum between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center, still hasn’t atoned.

image014ANTI-SEMITE SENATE CANDIDATES like that guy nobody ever heard of waving a “With Jews We Lose” sign in Florence, still hasn’t atoned.

image014image022DONALD TRUMP, who won’t apologize because he didn’t correct a man at his New Hampshire Town Hall who said “Obama’s a Muslim,” still hasn’t atoned.

image014BEN CARSON, who won’t apologize because he said a Murdering Muslim shouldn’t be president, still hasn’t atoned.

image014KIM DAVIS, who won’t validate same-sex sodomy in Morehead, Kentucky, still hasn’t atoned.

image014OUR GOOD FRIEND, KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS, who still hasn’t sent us our link for image024this week’s “This Week in Kenton County Circuit Court” with all those pictures of druggies, scumbags, suspected hookers, and even a few pedophiles, still hasn’t atoned.  

image014THAT CABAL OF NOKY ATTORNEYS STILL OUT TO DESTROY ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS INCLUDING LOVELY LISA WELLS (THE ATTORNEY WHO REPLACED CRAZY ERIC ON WLW HATE RADIO), who still can’t stop celebrating “Crazy Eric’s” many misfortunes which are totally deserved and then some, still haven’t atoned.

image014RICK “THE BATBOY” ROBINSON, who invited us to lunch today since he knew we couldn’t go because today is Yom Kippur, while image025his former Graydon Head Partners have been making Jews feel welcome in Northern Kentucky since 2003, still hasn’t atoned.

image014BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO, who tried to get the day off for Yom Kippur by claiming he was Jewish, still hasn’t atoned.

image014HORNY IN HEBRON, who forgot to e-mail us our Friday Porn Package yesterday, still hasn’t atoned.

image014OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE, who couldn’t come up with a decent quote for our Yom Kippur E-dition, still hasn’t atoned.

image014FINALLY, BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE, who says, “But what if you haven’t done anything to atone for?,” hasn’t atoned yet and probably never will.

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Atone and Groan

image026This week, everybody who wondered what Jews would be atoning for this Yom Kippur, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Sammy Schlepper, who says “Ask my wife. She can tell you all the things I need to atone for from the day we first met.”

Since Yom Kippur, apart from being the Day of Atonement, is also the day to give and receive of gifts, Sammy wins an “I Love Yom Kippur” T-Shirt, a “Jesus Was Jewish” bumper sticker, and an invitation to Rick Robinson’s Yom Kippur Lunch at the WOK on Saturday. His winning entry is:

On Yom Kippur Jews always atone
For things God does not condone.
But next year they say
More attention we’ll pay
To politicians we should disown.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who has enough problems going to Confession):

On Yom Kippur Jews always atone
But this year, they’ll REALLY weep and moan
Jews voted for Obama by 79%
Yahweh, please make them repent!
This awful truth chills me to the bone.

He made nice to the Arabs and Hamas
And kissed the behind of Abbas
Though they gave him their trust
He threw Israel under the bus
I hope this year, like Duran, Jews will say “no mas!”

image027REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.

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OFFICIAL YOM KIPPUR HOTLINE

e-mail your awesome atonements today.

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Some penitent items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally penitent subscribers.

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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Radio Days – Yom Kippur

PLUS

Bad Attitude on Yom Kippur

Don’t get Stuck this Holiday

Curb your Enthusiasm – High Holiday Ticket

image037(Sent in by Schnozzy Heimlich, c/o “Jews for Jesus,” Cincinnati, Ohio.)

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