SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REPUBLICAN “NOT REALLY A DEBATE” STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our WEDNESDAY (SEPTEMBER 16)  Special “Republican Rumble” E-dition, when The Blower asked, “Is Everybody Ready for Tonight?”

OUR NUMBER TWO REPUBLICAN “NOT REALLY A DEBATE” STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our “Republican Reminders” E-dition, when The Blower said, “In Case You’ve Forgotten What Tonight Is!”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE REPUBLICAN “NOT REALLY A DEBATE” STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our Special “Republican Rehash” E-dition, when The Blower said, “It Was Not Nearly As Much Fun As the First One!”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us: TED CRUZ on Republican Leadership: “We’ve Got a Bunch of Weenies”; CHRIS CHRISTIE: “Self-Evident” That Obama Is A Christian, Born In America; and MEGYN KELLY: Trump “Seemed to Be Condemning Muslims as a Group.”

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 Never Apologize for Being a Conservative 

Ever since Wednesday night, every Disingenuous DemocRAT, RINO Republican, and Liberal Obama Supporter in the Press has been DEMANDING Donald Trump apologize because he didn’t correct a man at his New Hampshire Town Hall who said “Obama’s a Muslim” and “Not an American.” 

Saturday, Trump Tweeted “Am I morally obligated to defend the president every time somebody says something bad or controversial about him? I don’t think so! … This is the first time in my life that I have caused controversy by NOT saying something. … If someone made a nasty or controversial statement about me to the president, do you really think he would come to my rescue? No chance! …”If I would have challenged the man, the media would have accused me of interfering with that man’s right of free speech. A no win situation! … Christians need support in our country (and around the world), their religious liberty is at stake! Obama has been horrible, I will be great.” This morning on CNN, Trump schooled Moderator Jake Trapper on the Muslim Question: “It Wasn’t People From Sweden That Blew Up The World Trade Center.”

Meanwhile, all those Disingenuous DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, and Liberal Obama Supporter in the Press still can’t understand how Trump can possibly be leading in the polls after CNN’s “Attack of The Donald” last Wednesday night.

SNEAK PEEK: Photo illustration of Trump, in founding father’s wig, on cover of next week’s New York mag, with Frank Rich’s “Donald Trump is Saving Our Democracy.” 

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES NEVER TO APOLOGIZE.

The Blower believes the next 415 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award

 Goes to Hillary, who cackled during this morning’s softball CBS “Disgrace the Nation” interview when moderator John Dickerson asked her to describe herself in three words, and Hillary saying “I am a real person.” Can you imagine a person who lies so much and is so fake that she would say something like that? Runner up is Chelsea Clinton, who earlier this week lied when she said she was surprised voters hated her mother.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence continued this week with the killing of yet another White Police Officer by one of Obama’s Race Warriors last Sunday night when Kentucky Trooper Joseph Cameron Ponder was killed by Joseph Thompson Johnson-Shanks after a traffic stop. Shanks was a Ferguson radical who was later killed by an over-taxed payer relief shot from police when he refused to surrender.)

Saturday night Obama said we’d do a better job” protecting police officers “if our communities can feel confident that they are being treated fairly.” Obama’s race-baiting remarks drew a loud response at the annual Congressional Black Caucus awards dinner in Washington.

And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton? A. Bush always kept his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

Ohio Second District Republican Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup is trying to get a lot of FREE publicity tomorrow at his hastily scheduled Town Hall Meeting from 6-7 PM at the Anderson Government Center where Angry Andersonians can ask all the Politically Incorrect Questions they can come up with over the weekend.

Suggested Politically Incorrect Topics will include Murdering Muslims, Defunding Planned Parenthood, Illegal Immigrants working in Mexican Restaurants, Indicting Hillary, Impeaching Obama, Supporting Sodomy Rites, and Why He Supports Donald Trump for President.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

 More About Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky’s Senior U.S. Senator Bitch McConnell has finally become an official target on the 2016 campaign trail, along with Speaker of the House John Boehner, from Ohio.

“Both McConnell and Boehner ran for reelection promising to advance the Conservative Agenda in Congress, and ever since the 2014 Election, they’ve caved into Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS every chance they’ve gotten.”

McConnell and Boehner have faced these attacks for years from grassroots activists, but now these complaints are coming from the political heights of the presidential campaign as well. Senator Ted Cruz, one of the most anti-establishment candidates in the Presidential field, has taken the lead in criticizing the GOP leaders. Even some of the more establishment-oriented candidates like New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie have heaped blame on them.

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, speaking during the GOP presidential “not really a debate” Wednesday night, complained that Congress hadn’t passed legislation to repeal the “ObamaCare” health-care law, defund Planned Parenthood, or block the Iran nuclear deal. We won the Senate. We won the House,” Jindal said in the debate among second-tier presidential candidates at the Ronald Reagan Library and Foundation in Simi Valley, California. “What was the point of winning those chambers if we’re not going to do anything with them?”

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, Metro Mole says his fellow Fishwrappers certainly did their part this weekend to promote that media-orchestrated peaceful rally for Sam DuBose where only four people were arrested during Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence. That probably never would’ve happened if Cincinnati City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” hadn’t fired Cincinnati’s Ex Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell.

BlackLiesMatter Activists needed a little positive publicity to bolster Sam DuBose’s “family-minded, fun-loving father” image in the Fishwrapper Façade after Thursday’s stories about the Black Lawbreaker’s “parents” fighting over who should administer their dead son’s “estate.” Cha-Ching!

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”