Special “Republican Rumble” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2015

image006Record TV Ratings Expected For Tonight’s Simi Valley Showdown

Ever since their first get-together in Cleveland in August with FOX TV’s Brett Baier, Megyn Kelly, and Chris Wallace asking a bunch of questions nobody remembers, all of the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates (Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Jim Gilmore, Lindsey Graham, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich, George Pataki, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum, and Scott Walker) have been provoking each another with distant taunts and tweeted insults.

image006But hoping to promote a large audience to justify their jacked-up advertising rates for tonight’s TV Game Show, CNN has been promoting the event like just another World Wrestling Federation Free-for-All.

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image006Will The Blower be covering that TV Show on CNN tonight (where all those Republican Presidential Hopefuls will be on stage at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California) attacking Donald Trump and each other in the process? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing during the 2016 Presidential Campaign, our readers know to expect nothing less.

image006How debased can the image of the Office of the Presidency of the Greatest County on Earth become during the Age of Obama? Stay tuned. We still have 419 more days until the 2016 Presidential Elections, and with the mendacious media lowering the bar for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, The Blower predicts it will go even lower.

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