SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, 2015

And Republicans in Congress Do Nothing To Stop It

BABY KILLING UPDATE: The ninth shocking Planned Parenthood Video has been released. This one shows how Planned Parenthood and its partners like StemExpress illegally sell body parts of aborted babies, continues to show the cavalier way babies are killed, torn apart, and sold for profit – but, adds a new wrinkle which should serve as a warning to women going into a clinic for and abortion: unsanitary conditions.

 Maybe that’s why Right-Wing Extremists are asking Republicans in Congress to gut Planned Parenthood’s funding like Baby Killers at Planned Parenthood gut babies.

AND SPEAKING OF SLAUGHTER: Did White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest actually admit Friday that Obama’s proposed new gun regulations wouldn’t have prevented that Gay Black Racist Killer Vester Flanagan from murdering two White television journalists in Roanoke, Virginia to start a Race War in America the way Obama had been promoting during his Summer of Racial Violence?

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN reminds us that today is tenth anniversary of the day that Hurricane Katrina made landfall on the Gulf Coast in 2005, and Veteran Democratic consultant Donna Brazile offered up praise Thursday for former President George W. Bush’s handling of Hurricane Katrina. Brazile made the comments aboard Air Force One as it carried President Barack Obama and others to New Orleans for observance of the 10th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. “I’m one of those individuals that believe that under President Bush’s leadership we got it right,” Brazile said. “It was slow.  Remember the same local government was overwhelmed and the federal government had to step in.  The federal government had to figure out its role, and it took a while for the federal government to really figure out how to help us.”

NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Brazile’s: “And I think once the president made the decision that New Orleans would be rebuilt — and despite some of the conversation on Capitol Hill that didn’t believe that the federal government should invest hundreds and billions of dollars into the recovery effort — the president made a commitment and I think he kept his word.”

TODAY’S STUPID LIBERAL LIAR AWARD once again goes to Not-Yet-Indicted Hillary Clinton. Thursday she compared Republicans to Terrorists. Today, saying they would use “boxcars to remove 11 million illegal immigrants,” she compared the GOP to Nazis. Normally invoking the Holocaust would bring severe rebuke. But watch MSM simply pass it by.

CINCINNATI POLICE UPDATE: Did Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell finally move a few officers from their special assignments to patrol in an effort to reduce shootings? So what happened to Phase I?  Has it been accomplished, or is this just a new attempt to stop the violence since the first one failed?  And will the Chief’s Personal Chauffeur Officer Scotty Johnson be hitting the streets, too? 

 And is there any truth to the rumor that another of Chief Blackwell’s minions, Lt. DanitaPettis has asked that she be notified for all shootings so she can get called out to receive overtime?  Who or what position does she hold that would necessitate her being notified?  Can one imagine how much overtime she will get with all these shootings?

HAS IT REALLY BEEN TWO WHOLE YEARS since The Blower began its Guest Editor Program on Fridays? Sure enough on Friday, August 30, 2013, we introduced “JayWalking Joe” Deters, who suddenly had a lot more free time ever since he’d thrown up his hands in disgust and refused to have his Hamilton County Prosecutors Office continue to attempt to defend Dingbat DemocRAT Judge Tracie Hunter’s Judicial Circus.

OUR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE wonders: Isn’t the damn public library FREE? Can’t get the mamas to walk to the library for a free book or video? Some bonehead came up with a way to blow another $350,000-a-year by mailing a book every month to every little kid in Cincinnati.  This will be like the FREE FANS, FREE TURKEYS, FREE SCHOOL BREAKFAST AND LUNCHES. Guess what…it’s not FREE.  WE THE OVER-TAXED PAYERS are paying for FREE STUFF. 

At the end of kindergarten collect the “60 FREE” books each kid was supposed to receive and see how many didn’t end up in the trash, sold at flea markets,  used to scrap up dog poop off the living room floor, used to smack a kid gettin’ outta line, or lost in the mail. What happens to all the books shipped out to mamas who move on and dey ain’t at the address anymore? Do gooders love to fleece organizations into feeling good. Here’s to another $350,000 flushed down the sewers. It would be better to pass the Free Books out after an hour of public service like picking up a bag of litter?

ANOTHER FISCAL CONSERVATIVE wrote to every Cincinnati City Clown-cil member, the City Mangler and the Mayor a month ago asking them if Liz Rogers was making her payments to the city for their generous defaulted loan. Not one answer was received. Haven’t heard her food truck or ice cream truck coming up any streets lately, have you? 

IN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap wrote another sob story about those gay guys who can’t get married in Rowan County, wherever the Hell that is. “There are 87 other counties in Kentucky,” The CamBoozler explained, “Maybe the gay guys should try one of them.”

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the best way for all of America to honor the memory of Martin Luther King, Jr. on the 51st Anniversary of his “I Have a Dream” Speech. Maybe people should listen to what the slain civil rights leader had to say during that speech before playing the race card and continuing to exploit his memory,” Kane explained.  

 IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?

Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.

This week we’re featuring “Gex” Wanker, a bright little 9-year-old Bluegrass boy at Ridgerunner Elementary School, whose cruel classmates continue to taunt him mercilessly, not just because he’s years older than the other kindergartners, but because his name “Gex” rhymed with “Sex.” For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.

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