THURSDAY, AUGUST 27, 2015

Defining Dumbness Down

Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane where The Blower’s rather unique definition of “Stupid Obama Voters” came from.

“It just sort of evolved,” Kane explained. “In 2008, we started out with Dumb Voters Who Put Obama in the White House, and every day since then proved just how right we were. 

“Then we figured out those Stupid Voters hadn’t been ‘Born Dumb.’ They must’ve been ‘Dumbed-Down’ by the Liberal Education Establishment, so it became ‘Dumbed-Down Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“Then we spoke to some of those Stupid Voters who’d voted for all that ‘Hope and Change’ crap, and we saw how very into themselves they really were, so it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“Then we saw how often those Stupid Voters got all excited every time some Moonbat Movie Star or Pop Culture Icon said something outrageous on TV, and it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“At some point we must’ve noticed how ‘Political Correctness’ was destroying America, and it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“During Whistleblower Focus Groups before the 2012 Election, it became apparent how Uninformed these Stupid Voters really were, so it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“Watching all those Negative Attack Ads Disingenuous DemocRAT kept spewing out, we learned about DemocRAT Voters’ Short-Attention Spans, and it grew to ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“That Stupid Black Woman in Ohio telling us she voted for Obama because of a free cell phone convinced us to make it ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“Stupid Voters who told Pollsters they thought Obama was doing a good job before the 2012 Elections was reason to make it ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“On Election Night, it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House—Twice.’

“And when we saw that Gay Darkie Reporter from Roanoke, Virginia who wore an Obama button on Election Night murder his colleagues on live TV in an attempt to start a Race War in America the way Obama had been promoting during his Summer of Racial Violence, we realized just how on target we were to say Stupid Voters were ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.”