Thursday, August 27, 2015
But Who Knows What Will Happen Today?
WHISTLEBLOWER BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says U.S. equity markets staged a significant rally in the final hour of trading Wednesday afternoon, snapping six-straight sessions of losses. At the closing bell, the Dow Jones Industrial Average surged 620 points, or 3.96%. The S&P 500 jumped 72 points, or 3.91%, while the Nasdaq soared 191 points, or 4.24%. But who knows about tomorrow?
KNEEPAD LIBERALS IN THE PRESS have a real problem today. That Black Homosexual Murderer behind Wednesday’s slaughter of a White TV news crew in Roanoke, Virginia really was the racially charged ‘powderkeg’ he claimed to be. Word is the warped TV reporter exasperated bosses with his ‘stiff and nervous’ delivery, his inability to use a teleprompter – and by wearing an Obama badge during an election report.
What do you expect–That gay darkie racist had been pushed along his entire life, told he was special, told he was discriminated against because he was black and gay, given social promotions in schools by over paid teachers who perpetuated non-achievement in their lives and by failing to demand their students actually do the work and learn something while pocketing those ill earned dollars. No wonder when he got a job, he was so ignorant that wearing an Obama pin on camera while interviewing voters in line to vote presented no problem to him. So that sick SOB shoots two co-workers who unlike him, were doing their jobs properly and getting along with others at the station, all so he claims he can start a race war after another idiot tried the same thing in Charleston with no success. He truly is the son Trayvon wasn’t, and all of this is laid at the failure to follow the law engendered by our law breaking President and his minions.
OUR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE says I never wanted to kill a broadcaster but would love to shoot the TV when the “I think I’m important “Weather Morons” come on with snow and ice crisis reports. They could drive us all to the loony bin.
TODAY AT NOON TEA Party Patriots all over America are supposed to be visiting their local Congressional offices to demand their Senators and Representatives do everything in their power to stop this bad Iran deal. Do you think Congressmen Chabothead and Wenstrup are ready for the big rush?
IN COLUMBUS, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports Ohio Republican Congressman Jim Jordan said Wednesday that a series of undercover sting videos that have been released concerning Planned Parenthood shows “the most disgusting and immoral criminal activity,” and proves the organization should not get “a penny of over-taxed payers’ money.” “If the president of the United States and Harry Reid think it’s more important that Planned Parenthood get your tax dollars than to pay our troops, and then they are shutting down the government,” Jordan told CNN’s “News Day” program.
CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN says the book Jason Williams should’ve read BEFORE writing his story (“UC attempts to restore trust with pastors” is Ken Timmerman’s Shakedown! Our local Racial Racketeers (including Bishop Bobby Hilton, the Rev. Peterson Mingo, and Pastor KZ Smith) weren’t too obvious, were they?
And some people were actually surprised Traci Hunter wasn’t doing the group’s legal work.
WINNER OF TODAY’S LIBERAL LIAR AWARD is The Feckless Fishwrap’s Headline Writer who came up with that “UC attempts to restore trust with pastors” when everbody knows it was nothing but a shakedown.
NOW HERE’S AN EVEN BIGGER SURPRISE: Stew Matthews, attorney for the former University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing charged with murder in the shooting of an unarmed motorist has asked a judge to move the trial to another county. Along with Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ over-the-top rant seen around the world, our Feckless Fishwrappers are reporting Attorney Stew Matthews also takes issue with city officials and media outlets which “promoted the idea” that there would be riots if Tensing had not been indicted or if he is not convicted. “This cloud of doom that has been created hovers over each and every potential juror in Hamilton County,” Mathews says. “These potential jurors will certainly be tempted to sacrifice (Tensing) … regardless of what the evidence is, in order to preserve peace in the streets and neighborhoods of the city of Cincinnati.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL says one of our local sportswriter is complaining about “accepting mediocrity.” You certainly have a lot of it Cincinnati. Besides the Reds, there’s the Bungals, the Mayor, City Mangler, and our Nine Fine Clowns at City Hall, along with Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief.
HILLARY’S VISIT: Did the Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party really say when Not-Yet-Indicted Hillary Clinton visits Cincinnati on September for her $2,700-per-person Legal Fund-raiser in East Walnut Hills hosted by Jennie and Allan Berliant, that there will also be a “public” event where some lucky supporters might even get to see Hillary for FREE? The Blower can hardly wait to hear those details.
CINCINNATI’S DIMINUTIVE DEMOCRAT MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY says secret meetings for city clowncil would be a bad idea. Voters might actually expect them to accomplish something during that time.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says ninety-five years ago, the 19th Amendment was certified to guarantee the right to vote for women. Today, we celebrate Women’s Equality Day in honor of that milestone. DemocRATS celebrated the event by asking Dumbed Down Donors to Donate $10, $25, $100, or $1,000 to Obama’s Organizing for Action, where women staffers are paid less than their male counterparts.
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says that’s why we chose George Bernard Shaw’s “Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern them as long as they govern men.”
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: On Monday, U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bitch McConnell told a disbelieving audience at the Florence Rotary Club at the Hilton hotel that the “era of dysfunction in the Senate is over,” in spite of the fact Republicans haven’t gotten a single thing McConnell promised during last year’s re-election campaign.
FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher CharLes Foster Kane about all that hypocrisy we might be hearing when Obama travels New Orleans today to commemorate the 10th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. “Do you think Obama will find something to blame Bush for?” Kane asked.
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