SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, 2015
Campaigning To Be the New Messiah
This morning at the Church of Let’s Make America Great Again, all those new Angry, Frustrated, and Fed-Up members came from all across America to hear Pastor Trump’s message.
“Your Messiah will arrive on Election Day in 443 days on the evening of November 8, 2016,” Pastor Trump predicted.
“Will He deport all 11 million illegal immigrants?” shouted the congregation.
“Yes, He will,” answered Pastor Trump.
“Will He build us a wall?”
“Yes, He will.”
“Will He make Mexico pay for it?”
“Yes, He will.”
“Praise the Lord,” the congregation chanted.
Because that’s exactly the message all those Angry, Frustrated, and Fed-up Americans have been waiting to hear.
