SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 2015
Waiting for the KY GOP to Decide
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says everybody will be waiting for the counter at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower web page to hit zero today.
That’s when the Kentucky GOP Central Committee will be voting to change their May primary to a March caucus, to allow Kentucky Senator Rand Paul his wet dream aspirations for the White House to continue, and whatever his backup plan might be.
In the meantime, let’s look at some other news:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUMP AND HILLARY: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. Trump gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Trump’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5. Now, do you understand the difference between a Republican and a DemocRAT?
MORE FAKE OUTRAGE: Media Research Center says ABC’s Tom Llamas is still upset over that “Anchor Baby” term used by Republican presidential candidates Jeb Bush and Donald Trump. Llamas scolded Jeb for “Bombastic Language” and replayed his attack on Trump for using the “offensive term.” Pro-Amnesty New York Times NYT also plans to use the illegal immigration issue to harass the Republican Party all the way to November 2016 by ginning up mock outrage against the so-called “slur” of “anchor babies.”
BABY KILLING UPDATE: The eighth shocking Planned Parenthood Video has been released. This one shows the StemExpress CEO purchasing fully intact Aborted Babies. It just keeps getting worse and worse, doesn’t it?
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says as the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, The Blower would indeed be remiss if we forgot to mention the Incident at Ruby Ridge that occurred on this date in 1992, when in the second day of a standoff at Randy Weaver’s remote northern Idaho cabin, FBI sharpshooter Lon Horiuchi wounded Randy Weaver and Kevin Harrison, and killed Weaver’s wife, Vicki.
NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose this classic: “We’re from the government and we’re here to help.” And what a big help the government has been lately.
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Have promotions to Cincinnati Police Sergeant really been stopped by the DOJ indefinitely? What could possibly be the reason for that?
In a related item, Debra from Anderson commented on Friday’s “Hell to the Chief” E-dition and wanted to add: “A thousand bravos for the salute to Lt. Colonel Jim Whalen. He, like most of the senior officers who dedicated their careers to the city, has moved on. Vince Demasi, Paul Humphries, Richard Janke all were highly qualified to be chief, except for short-sighted, self indulgence of low-information voters and a power hungry council. So we are left with Jeffrey Blackwell.”
Maybe Kroger took their time to build a new Corryville Kroger, while they figured out how to stop the shoplifting! They will never build a new store on McMillian. They are lucky that store hasn’t been picked clean to the bone from the inside out.
And in an unrelated story, when Deer Park Councilmember Charlie Hassle held his town hall meeting on Thursday evening, no one was violent or rude, and no Activists from #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap interrupted the meeting and tried to take over the mic!
IN ANDERSON: At Thursday’s Township Trustees Meeting, absolutely everybody was surprised when Trustee Andy Pappas actually admitted to placing a sign in the Krispy Kreme drive-thru lane next to his dry-cleaning establishment, encouraging Avoirdupois Andersons to scarf down more delicious donuts.
SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY UPDATE: Thanks to 3-D printing, Luke Dennison now has a better left hand, and several subscribers (whose names you would know) sent us e-mails asking when someone would be fashioning a penis extender.
WHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERNS Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter discovered some interesting items in our August 20, 1991 Edition that included the first Mickey Esposito verdict, our Limerick Tribute to a Great No-Longer Living Cincinnatian, and an item in Ken CamBoo’s Bluegrass Holler a certain Bluegrass state rep-tile wishes we’d forgotten. [YOU CAN SEE THAT ENTIRE E-DITION HERE]
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that 95-year-old prophecy that has comes to pass.
It was a brilliant prophecy,” Kane explained, “made by H.L. Mencken (born 1880 – died 1956). Menchken was a journalist, satirist, critic, and DemocRAT. He wrote this editorial while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which appeared in the July 26, 1920, edition:
“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.”
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Juanito Rameriz, a lonely little 9-year-old Latino lad who lived in squalor with his family in one of WESTCO’s dilapidated buildings in Lower Price Hill. But that was before he became a Whistleblower Neighborhood News Boy. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
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