Thursday, August 20, 2015 

Are You Ready for Some Outrage?

The National Domestic Preparedness Coalition Global Center for Threat, Risk, and Vulnerability published a “SITUATIONAL AWARENESS BULLETIN” warning that several websites and message boards were indicating that hacker group Anonymous had issued a call for nationwide protests in what was described as “Another Day of Rage” set for this Thursday, August 20.

The announcement was posted via video on YouTube on Tuesday morning, in support of the newest Liberal Fake Outrage Group for a downtrodden minority that had been formed right here in Cincinnati to protest the racist practice of police giving traffic tickets to Black motorists and pedestrians in Black neighborhoods just because they’re breaking the law. The group’s official chant is “#BlackTicketsMatter; Hands Up, Don’t Shoot; We Can’t Breath; Kill Whitey; No Justice No Peace.”

Anonymous Hacktivists claim to be calling for “peaceful protests” with no looting allowed, but affected areas with so-called 90-Day Violence Reduction Plans during Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence would be wise to review their emergency procedures for both peaceful and violent protests. Check out last year’s video warning to see what we mean.

BUT NO OFFICIAL LOCAL “DAY OF RAGE” PROTESTS ARE PLANNED, but Supporters for Suspended Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter (who’s representing herself in a federal lawsuit filed this week naming numerous county officials, including judges, county commissioners and Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters) heard Deters had said “If anyone doesn’t believe that this woman needs professional help, all they need to do is read this lawsuit,” that group vowed to vent their outrage on the Hamilton County Courthouse steps Thursday morning.  

Parents of school age children all over the Tri-state were also outraged to hear Channel 19 had pulled out of their televised coverage arrangement for the 2015 Western & Southern/ WEBN fireworks.

Trash-Talking Tino Delgato says he heard another local TV Station (as yet unnamed) will “broadcast” the WEBN fireworks after all on September 6th. Granted they’ll be a re-broadcast from 2014, but they all look the same, right?

Tino says or maybe they should just skip the live Fireworks all together: There’d be no traffic jams, no extra police needed, no protests downtown, and no costly clean up on Labor Day. Maybe #AllLivesStillMatter after all.

Other Unconfirmed Protests in Anderson Might Include

Native Americans protesting the Anderson Redskins team name, and high school boys at Turpin will be protesting for more hottie teachers who like having sex with their students, and high school girls will be protesting on their cell phones for “whatever.” 

There are very few “Black Victims” in Anderson, but several of the maids in Watch Hill McMansions are planning a work stoppage at noon, and those three black dudes who work out at Lyons YMCA most afternoons probably won’t be protesting because they don’t subscribe to The Blower.

Both Muslims and Jews could be protesting in front of Izzy’s. Jews could be protesting the crappy food and Muslims will be protesting the Jews.

Baby Killers could be protesting in front of Archbishop Schnurr’s gated estate. Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say Gays could be holding a “Kiss-in” at Chick-Fil-A. G-un Control Activists could plan to ride around Kroger’s parking lot firing their guns in the air from the back of their pickup trucks. Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose say Amnesty Activists could be holding a “Bite My Burrito” rally at Taco Bell. Global Warming Fanatics could just make appointments with their psychiatrists, while Really Stupid Protesters at the Peace Pole might be having their candlelight vigil in the middle of the day. 

Local residents could always protest outside the offices of the Forest Hills Urinal, if the Urinal had a local office. Music Critics could protest bands chosen to play at the Party on the Plaza. Green Space fanatics should all be out hugging trees, but Unions say they’ll be holding their meaningless protesting at Coney Island on Labor Day.

Section 8 scroungers could demand more benefits, if only they didn’t have to spend all that time riding all over hell and creation on the Metro, just to get to the Welfare Office downtown.

Chronic Complainers can always protest the Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce (including Mt. Washington, Newtown, and West Clermont) for not being inclusive enough.

Cincinnati Reds fans should really be protesting inside Mediocre American Ballpark demanding refunds for all the money they’ve already spent on tickets this year.

Warner Business Class customers will be calling to express their outrage over Warner’s gouging its customers $7.50 per phone line for a so-called “Federal Subscriber Line Charge.”

And just to make sure everybody has a chance to protest, Political Correctness Activists could always attend the “Fuck Hate” Rally outside The Blower’s Offices, any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who are looking for more FREE STUFF but are not protesting at one of the other “Day of Rage Events, can always storm the offices of Podiatrist Congressman Brad Wenstrup and demand a free foot bath.

And if that’s not enough, anybody else who wants to protest will be given fifteen minutes to rant during tonight’s Trustees Meeting at the Anderson Government Center, and that includes rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horn-swagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.

This is your Official Anonymous “Day of Rage” Protest Guide. Any other “Day of Rage” Protest Guide you may see published anywhere else is surely a fake.

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