TUESDAY, AUGUST 18, 2015       

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As kids return to school this week, we’ll continue our dumbing-down process for 2014. — Fools in Schools

So does that mean that Obama’s daughters are going back to PUBLIC schools in D.C.? —Shelly The Home School Mom

Did you ever wonder why some folks are willing to wait in long lines for Voucher Schools? —Common Core Opponents

And we’ll keep telling you how much we really, really care about education. —Elected Officials Running for Re-election on November 3, 2015 In Only “77” More Days (And On November 8, 2016 In Only “448” More Days)

Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to us. —Despicable DemoCRATS

Race Riots, ISIS, Gaza, Border Crisis – Who Cares? Obama spent Monday on the golf course (Only the sixth time since his vacation on Martha’s Vineyard began. —Obama Supporters in the Press

Would you say Obama’s vision of a post-racial America looks even more distant than before? —Cynical Sid

Last year’s shooting incident in a St. Louis suburb is still under investigation, and just over half of Americans are not sure yet whether the police officer involved is guilty of murdering a black teenager. But most Blacks have already made up their minds that the policeman should be found guilty and hanged. Blacks are also more convinced that the violent protests since the shooting occurred are mostly legitimate outrage rather than criminal activity. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

We remember CNN’s Marc Lamont Hill’s “Obama’s Ferguson Statement was “Dangerous” because he didn’t “Scream White People Are Racists Loud Enough!” —Today’s “Liberals Say Stupid Things Award”

We remember when LA Times Reporter Molly Hennessy-Fiske reported Michael Brown was the New Jesus because Protesters carried a giant wooden cross to the memorial, but oddly enough, there were no stories in the Bible about Jesus robbing convenience stores. —Weasel Zippers    

Please don’t confuse me with that Michael Brown guy in St. Louis. —Bungals Owner “Millionaire Mike” Brown

The Shrine to America’s New National Martyr, Marijuana User Michael Brown included Mad Dog 20/20, Cough Syrup, and Liquor Bottles. —Goodbye America

And we set up a Voter Registration Booth at the Michael Brown Shrine Site. —Liberal Ghouls

Leftists, Race Hustlers and Scientologists were all trying to take advantage in Ferguson. —Left Wing Bloggers
We are not looters, we’re liberators of other people’s stuff. —Race Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton 

Please don’t mention that I got booed off the stage in Ferguson after asking protesters for money. —Race Baiter #2 Jesse Jackson

I was so proud to honor Al Sharpton at the Council on American Islamic Relations’ Annual Banquet in September. —Erlanger, KY’s National CAIR Board Chair Roula Allouch  

At least there were no Ferguson-style Race Riots in Cincinnati last weekend after I drove all the way down from my home in Columbus to attend the Black Family Reunion Parade. —Cincinnati’s Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell

There was no racial tension in the Great White North at the Western Southern Tennis Matches last year except when Serena Williams won. —Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters, Seen Sitting in John Barrett’s Box on ESPN

The few darkies who showed at the Great Inland Seafood Fest at Newport were happy and gay, just like in “Our Old Kentucky Home.” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo 

With all those rehashed Race Riot comments in Sunday’s Forum, we didn’t have room for Johnathan Gentry “The Truth About Black People.”—Feckless Fishwrappers

Please don’t ask me how in the world that Big Black Mother could have raised his “hands” with four bullet holes in his right arm? —Three Coroners Doing Autopsies in Missouri (The Show Me State)

With all the Ferguson Race Riot Hype Coverage, could The Blower please find a little space for my video asking “Why don’t you act like the President?” Not just to one group!  —Judge Jeanine Opening “Why don’t you act like the President?” Not just to one group! Race Relations

 Did that sign on the door of the Anderson Kroger Store really say “NO FIREARMS?” Maybe everyone in Anderson should carry a gun, especially after an “elderly” couple was held captive at gun point in an attempted car theft in the Kroger parking lot! That guy is lucky a conceal-carry person didn’t blow his ass away because he was only holding a fake gun!” —Little Old Ladies Packing Heat

Today in 1920, the Women’s Suffrage Constitutional Amendment was ratified, and America has been suffering ever since. —Hurley the Historian      

That’s why we chose Mark Twain’s: “Women, go your ways! Seek not to beguile us of our imperial privileges. Content yourself with your little feminine trifles — your babies, your benevolent societies and your knitting–and let your natural bosses do the voting. Stand back — you will be wanting to go to war next. We will let you teach school as much as you want, and we will pay you half wages for it, too, but beware! We don’t want you to crowd us too much. —Your Quote for Today Committee

The Whistleblower has always been most sensitive to our needs.—The League of Women Vipers

Most children in Northern Kentucky have already returned to school. —Bluegrass Fools in Schools

Handing out thousands of backpacks filled with free school supplies is something else we’re seeing a lot more of during the Age of Obama. —Church Volunteers

Your child’s self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. —Northern Kentucky Educators

We can hardly wait to see if teachers like that former Bungals cheerleader will be having sex with their students. —Horny Guys in Junior High

The Free Condom Dispenser was empty on the first day. —Nerds at NKU

The first holiday on our schedule (Labor Day) isn’t until September 1 this year. —Children in Union Households

On the first day of school, I always tell my class we’re only having half a day of school that morning, and when the class says “Hooray,” I tell them we’ll be having the other half that afternoon. —Mrs. Carson, Who Really Hates Kids

Trish the Dish says it’s only Tuesday and she’s already tired of doing Back to School stories.  —Channel 19 News

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Reverend Demon Lynchmob, who took complete credit for Cincinnati’s Historic Collaborative Agreement (which The Fishwrap conveniently forgot to mention that he publicly deserted after a single year) while Lynchmob was using our local media to pitch himself as a savior last year, when he was sucking up to Race-baiter # 1 Al Sharpton in Ferguson, Missouri.          — Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer —

        Sometimes The Blower makes fun of public schools to show that wasting all that over-taxed payer money is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t an Obama-loving Member of the Teachers Union.

          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially those handing out diplomas to 18-year-olds who can’t even read.

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Some quality education items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally quality education subscribers.

 WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

PUBLIC SCHOOL PRINCIPAL MEETS SHELLY THE HOME SCHOOL MOM

(Sent in by Forrest Gump School Board Candidates Randy Smith and Jim Frooman, wondering why they’re running unopposed after the “Smiling Dallas” Jackson Debacle.

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